While the news of four out of the five highest-paid execs in the US being from Apple isn't entirely surprising, it's hard not to marvel at their collective success. Which leads to the question, "Who are these gazillionaires? And what does it look like when you blend all of their faces together?" We're so glad you asked. Please meet the Platonic ideal of an Apple exec or: what happens when you morph together the faces of 10 obscenely wealthy white men.
Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.