7 Reasons Never to Give 4Chan a 3D Printer

Over at 3D printing marketplace Shapeways.com, inspired individuals are free to post their 3D-printable creations for all the world to buy. And sure, there's some more benign items like art and iPhone cases littered among the clutter, but dig a little deeper and you'll find what Shapeways' masses really want: Goatse, twerking, fresco Jesus, doge—the whole gang's right here.

Yes, the brilliant design minds over at Shapeways have freed your favorite chunks of the internet from their two-dimensional prisons, all so you can hold the bite-sized morsels of bizarreness with your own two hands. Sure, 3D printing gives us the potential to become damn-near demigods, but we're still a long way away from that level of mastery. So until then, the internet has been more than happy to content itself with practicing on this veritable hellscape of 3D-printed meme-ery. Plus, it can be all yours just in time for the holidays—because nothing says Merry Christmas like an earring in the shape of, well, you know.

Fresco Jesus


Doge


Twerking Einstein


Potato Chip Fresco Jesus


Google Glass Minus the Glass


Raptor-Riding Obama


The Goatse Gauge

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