Ordering $500 of Random Crap by Text Message with Magic

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I'll take it as a compliment that Brent Rose—occasionally of Gizmodo dot com—saw fit to explore the wondrous and alarming world of Magic in this video short for Wired. Giz got a fish, but Brent got a much larger collection of impressively random things. » 3/02/15 6:45pm 15 minutes ago

A perfect functioning Lego combine will make you want to be a farmer

Unless you actually work on a farm, it's hard to get excited over toy versions of farming equipment. But Michał Skorupka—aka Eric Trax—has somehow made us want to tear down the Lamborghini and Ferrari posters on our walls, and replace them with images of a Claas Jaguar forage harvester. Or at least his perfect Lego… » 3/02/15 5:45pm Today 5:45pm

Ello's Death Rattle: WILL YOU STAY IF WE GIVE YOU PORN?!?!

Ello, that super exclusive, stripped down social network you vaguely remember hearing someone you kinda knew talking about last year is now a super exclusive, stripped down ghost town. So in a desperate plea to re-attract the masses it once swore were coming, Ello has announced that March is officially NSFW month.… » 3/02/15 5:40pm Today 5:40pm

This House in Nazareth Offers Hints About Jesus' Childhood Town

Archaeologists have excavated a house in Nazareth, Jesus' home town, that dates back to the first century. Local Christians have long believed it was Jesus' childhood home, but scientists say that's impossible to know for sure. What the house reveals about life during Jesus' childhood, however, is fascinating. » 3/02/15 5:21pm Today 5:21pm

A Yellow Submarine Butter Spreader Is the Best Thing To Happen To Corn

When you're a kid, corn on the cob is one of the best meals imaginable because it's really just an excuse to eat pure melted butter. But wrangling a chunk of that golden goodness onto a hot piece of corn fresh off the grill is a tricky task that's made a lot easier with this butter spreader that also happens to make… » 3/02/15 5:00pm Today 5:00pm

Someone Snuck Into NYC's $4 Billion Train Station And Took These Pics

Picture $4 billion worth of cash stacked up in the shape of a train station. This is pretty much what the World Trade Center Transportation Hub looks like. Except more surreal. You'd also maybe need to throw in a whole bunch of screw ups and missed deadlines, because this alien cathedral of a train station is one… » 3/02/15 3:49pm Today 3:49pm

11 of the Most Obnoxious Email Signatures Ever 

Earlier this month I asked you guys for the worst email sign-offs you'd ever seen. Well, well, well, did you ever deliver. Many people (understandably, as I am always correct) agreed with me that "Best" is an arrogant and disgusting way to cap off your digital correspondence. But oh, there are plenty of other terrible… » 3/02/15 3:00pm Today 3:00pm