Are These Snakes Fighting Or Fucking? An Investigation

The United States Geological Survey’s @USGS_Seismic Twitter account is the best place on the world wide web for news and updates about earthquakes and other seismic activity around the globe. If you want to know about glacial seismological activity, and why wouldn’t you, it’s got you covered. This morning, however,…
Why Did Edward Snowden Delete His Humblebrag About Getting Nudes?
Breaking news: famed NSA whistleblower has deleted his infamous humblebrag about getting sent some nudes via Twitter DM.
This $18 Gadget Is a Bike Light, Bluetooth Speaker, and Battery Pack All In One
Speaking of deals to make your bike smarter, this $18 gadget from KMASHI is an LED headlight, Bluetooth speaker, and USB battery pack all rolled into one. That means you can roll between Pokéstops all night long, and be able to hear when a new Pokémon comes into range.
My Favorite Quotes From Species
When I was 11, my dad let me watch an R-rated movie. It had been a few years since Alien 3, and he was still riding a H.R. Giger high. So after renting Species on VHS from a little pod-shaped space inside the local Kroger, we watched it in the family living room. I’ve never been the same.
Consumers Say DraftKings and FanDuel Aren't Keeping Their Data Secure
States are still scrambling to figure out how to regulate fantasy sports websites like DraftKings and FanDuel. And while much of the attention has been focused on whether fantasy sports should be classified as gambling and whether these websites are being upfront about the risks, some consumers are more worried about…
Smart People Figured Out What’s Carving the Deep Canyons on Saturn’s Moon
A network of dark canyons lines Saturn’s moon, Titan, but just what’s inside those trenches has remained mysterious—until now. Researchers just confirmed that those canyons are flowing with liquid methane.
Oh God, Another Olympic Pool Turned Green
Less than 24 hours after Olympic onlookers watched the Rio diving pool turn a murky shade of green, it now looks like the water polo pool is slowly growing something, too.
We Were Wrong About How Ancient Humans Colonized North America
It’s a veritable certainty that North America’s first people arrived via the Bering Land Bridge, but less certainty exists about how and where they migrated from there. For years, scientists thought they had travelled along an ice-free corridor in western Canada, but new research suggests this was impossible.
Someone Invented a Stun Gun That Monitors Heart Rates to Avoid Cardiac Arrest
Although far less lethal than guns, conducted electrical weapons (a.k.a. stun guns) still pose the risk of cardiac arrest occurring after someone has been incapacitated. To help minimize the risk of that happening, researchers have successfully customized a stun gun to also monitor the target’s heart rate at the same…
So Who the Hell Runs This Amazing GiZzMOndo Parody Account?!
Since June 2012, a parody Twitter account named @GizmodoUSA has lurked in the shadow of our real account, tweeting like a demented preteen version of Giz.
Are You Your Microbiome? Ed Yong Explains It All
Writer Ed Yong has been chronicling the science of microbial life for years at such outlets as The New York Times, the Atlantic (where he is now a staff writer), and his blog, Not Exactly Rocket Science (currently hosted by National Geographic). Now he has published his first book, I Contain Multitudes: The Microbes…
What To Pack For A Nuclear Attack You Won't Survive Anyway
I spend most of my time thinking about one of two frightening things: how I could have had more fun in college, and what will happen when there’s a nuclear attack against the United States. (And I do believe it will happen in my lifetime.) Nuclear war and nuclear terrorism are just about the scariest things in the…
Report: The Ghostbusters Sequel Is Being Shelved in Favor of an Animated Movie
Ghostbusters has been out for a bit now, and a new story from The Hollywood Reporter says that the movie is going to lose millions. As a result, a sequel has been put on the back burner—but Ghostbusters isn’t quite dead yet.
Today's Best Deals: Instant Pot, 4K IPS Display, Pokémon Go Gear
A 4K IPS display, a highly rated pressure cooker, and a $1 Hateful Eight rental lead off Wednesday’s best deals.
The 10 Greatest Lines I Have Ever Waited In
The best things come to those who wait—especially those who wait in line. Giving up their precious time to stand in a line for hours (or days) to do or see something cool has always been a badge of honor for fans. I have many such badges, because I’ve waited in a lot of lines for a lot of things. And I have very few…
This Keebler Elf Twitter Account Is Terrifying When You Finally Realize He's Talking to Someone Tied to a Chair and That Someone Is You

Ernie Keebler just likes to make elf cookies in his elf tree with his elf friends. But a look at old Ernie’s Twitter account seems to reveal something much darker. Why is he looking directly at me?
A Very Pokémon Way To Charge Your Phone Battery
Spencer Kern, a man so handy we’ve featured his work before, has seen people’s Pokémon Go battery woes and decided to do something about it.




