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By Adrian Covert Sep 12, 2011 5:30 PM

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The Things You Need to Be a Perfect Pageant Princess

The Miss Universe Pageant concludes tonight, in all of its fake-tanned, bleach-blonde, moronic ranting glory. We wouldn't have it any other way! That's why we offer up all the tools to become an awkward Miss Universe winner.

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