If you're looking to enter the nascent world of online pornography, today is your day, stud—porn domains are on sale to the public, the BBC reports.

Don't get too excited though, as 100,000 of presumably the best domains were already scooped up in a private sale. So, say, Fucking.xxx is already taken, shockingly. But eatmorefiber.xxx is not!

This is also a good time to buy your own name-dot-xxx, if you're paranoid that someone is going to start a porn site based on your name, which is a strange and irrational fear. Happy hunting! The sale starts at 10 AM EST. [BBC]