There's no pretending here, this adorable little light-up Borg Cube keychain flashlight is a Star Trek collectible first, and a functional way to find your way around in the dark a distant second. Only the baggiest of pants would be able to comfortably accommodate this keychain without painfully jabbing into the wearer's leg.

But at just $15, trying to resist this will certainly be futile for die-hard Star Trek fans—at least TNG loyalists, since Kirk never really had to go toe-to-toe against the Borg. [ThinkGeek]