Jrsy Devil's Advocate® commented on What Would've Happened if Hewlett Packard Built R2-D2

"@Purple Dave: " I'm pretty sure I remember seeing some sort of screen in his cockpit that spat out text whenever R2 chirped at him." Yes, it was in ESB but not in the first movie."

Kaiser-Machead commented on What Would've Happened if Hewlett Packard Built R2-D2

"@MrPliskin0: You obviously have not called HP customer support from any of the outer rim systems."

Con Seannery commented on Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator

"@bleek: I just hope if you buy one it doesn't come with a little Frucci inside..."

Jrsy Devil's Advocate® commented on Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator

"@Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: You're not getting old."

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator

"@bornonbord: The fleshbot gave you a boner?"

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator

"@Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Okay, that's a better picture."

Shamoononon: I shave my legs. commented on Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator

"Ewww :( I must be getting old."

GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag commented on First Intercontinental Jetpack Flight Ends With a Wet Crash Landing

"@Reverov: Comin at ya in GLORIOUS 720 p, folks, in HD!"

Jrsy Devil's Advocate® commented on First Intercontinental Jetpack Flight Ends With a Wet Crash Landing

"@F1Morgan: Obviously he's just filling the void created by the flying cars we should have by now but don't.."