Pre-printed greeting cards are the baseline of intra-office well-wishing—the sort of thing you get "for everybody to sign." These greeting cards, however, prove that your well wishes run so deep that you're willing to tattoo them on...to this little mustachioed man. Instant gravitas.

Designed by Andrew Kolb, they run $18 for a five-pack of either the Gent or a Lady at Kolbisneat.com [DesignSponge]