Your toothpicks just became a deadly weapon. Or at least, they look a lot more like it with these samurai sword toothpick holders. Your teeth aren't chattering because you're cold; that's just the food stuck between them quivering with fear.

Each scabbard can hold up to three toothpicks for quick reloading, and each set includes a white and black sword. The catch is the price; toothpick swords might be kitschy fun, but I'm not sure they're $83 worth of kitschy fun. Maybe, though, if you have frequent occasion to swordfight an ant. [Japan Trend Shop via That's Nerdalicious]