You know, I just... I'm fine with this. The Bluetooth SIG, the organization that guides and promotes the wireless standard of the same name, has selected American-born Teutonic superstar David Hasselhoff — promoted as "Hassle the Hoff," which presumably means something kinky, involving hair, perhaps — to be the next spokesperson for the group in Germany. This announcement also is the first confirmed time I've ever seen the term "soft rock skills."

If the Wi-Fi Alliance appoints Gary Coleman as their spokesperson I think the Something Awfulling of the internet will be complete.

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