I think maybe I watched Stargate SG-1 like half of once, maybe. I recall there be being a big black dude with pretty lips with one of those chocolate pirate coins stuck to his head and maybe a gun. But I hear some of you people like it, and I know you all like fake working bombs with fancy glowy wires, so when I saw they were auctioning it off on eBay - with genuine, poster paint alien ciphers! - I thought I'd pass it along. It also appears they are auctioning off a goatse pendant, a double-wide Borg cube (must have been a crossover), a survival tampon, a Heimlich maneuver instructional photo, and an Egyptian grandmother's candy dish.

Wow, that show sounds pretty awesome. (Thanks, Jason!)

Read - INCREDIBLE HERO WORKING GOA'ULD BOMB [eBay]

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