Earlier today, MSNBC's Jeanette Walls was spreading the rumor that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with the heir to Brad Pitt's all-abs/no-act throne. A few hours ago, a reader emailed that CNN (the actual one on the television with the constantly talking, extremely boring people, not the pleasantly static web version) was reporting the same news. But we haven't seen or heard anything on it since then. Are all the publicists dead? Can't we at least get a denial out of one of them so that we can go back to not giving a shit until they slap some utterly retarded name on the poor baby?

• The Scoop: Are Aniston and Pitt expecting a little Friend? [MSNBC]

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