By Joel, 12:55 PM on Fri Aug 27 2004, 1,244 views (Edit post, Set to draft, Slurp)

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Thanks for all the well wishing, guys. I think it's the first time I've ever gotten a "get well soon" card that used the term "shitload."

But I can't sit eating crackers all morning, so you guys get some news. How about this picture of what may be the iMac G5? A faithful reader sent in this pic with the story that it was surreptitiously snapped in an elevator at Charles de Gualle. If I weren't feeling crappy, this would be the part where I make a joke about Apple and unsecured AirPorts.

Related
This Last Hour In iMac [Gizmodo]
Apple Plays Nice, Announces New iMac Early; Details Slim [Gizmodo]
iMac G5, or the G5 Mini [Gizmodo]

It's bogus (they updated the link), but it wasn't a Cinema Display like all you punkasses kept saying. So ha!