Google's email addresses were a hot commodity for about five seconds, until it became apparent that just anyone could have one. Of course, not everyone can be NickyHilton@gmail.com, so naturally this calls for the most random eBay auction ever:

My nickname is Nicky and my favorite hotel chain is Hilton, so I decided to register the email address nickyhilton@gmail.com. But then some jerk stole my shoes (see photo). And a man needs a pair of shoes, right? So I m raising money to buy myself some shoes by auctioning off the email address: nickyhilton@gmail.com.

Buy Nicky Hilton's Gmail Address [eBay]
See also: Gizmodo Threeway Gmail Giveaway [Gizmodo]

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