· To the 1,867 readers who wrote us today to ask: even if we knew where to find Japanese "butter dog" videos, we probably wouldn't tell you. Even we have to draw the line somewhere. (And yes, we read Popbitch too.)
· Does Virgin Mobile take the concept of customer service just a little too far? (.mov video @ ttr2.com)
· Pierced nipples: some things are just too hardcore. (gallery @ freeserve.co.uk - thanks Adam)
· This just in: Harvard's H-Bomb student porn magazine ain't all that. (MSNBC)
· From "Bus Stop Whores" to wedding bells: Reina Leone and Darryl Watts plan Hawaii wedding. (TGP/preview gallery and news report @ porn-star.com)
· We can't decide whether this is really puerile and irritating or an incisive commentary on our collective obsession with celebrity boobage. Maybe both. (Flash w/sound @ liquidgeneration.com/)
· With all this boobage obsession lately, we detect a singular lack of ass appreciation out there. Get on it, people. (gallery @ retnuh.com, via Coolio's)
· Looking for a fun new party trick? Behold the Double Hand Shadow Puppet Monkey Blowjob! (video w/sound @ advertainer.net - thanks Xeni)
· Looking for more flashing Flames girls? Why, they're right next door. (75 new amateur photos @ nextdoor.ca)
· How much will you have to pay to get a decent handjob in Toronto? A lot more than you're used to, if a proposed business license fee hike for body rub parlors goes through. (thestar.com - thanks Sanj)
· Forget Toronto - we always thought Montreal was a lot more fun anyway. (photo gallery @ 514vip.com)
· We wish Carly would keep her eyes on the road during these Vegas trips - but then again, if she had she wouldn't have been able to write about this. (pornblography.com)









