Using the same faux stone seen in the finest wind-swept trailerparks, these new Rock Docks add just a touch of countertop class to your desk or porch-front washing machine or whatever. I mean, seriously, it's not an awful idea. All the fruits at Gawker were like, "Wow, want one," when I mentioned it, then we all sort of stood around the laptop and went "Oh. Ugh." For $80 I want something like makes the iPod look like a stately jewel upon a timeless dais—not something that looks like it was gnawed by a gaggle of bucktoothed hillbillies at a roadside stand in Branson (my people, by the way, so I'm speaking from my banjo-plucking heart here).

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