BARRY OBAMA'S RACIST POETRY: "Under water grottos, caverns/ Filled with apes/ That eat figs./ Stepping on the figs/ That the apes/ Eat, they crunch./ The apes howl, bare/ Their fangs, dance,/ Tumble in the/ Rushing water,/ Musty, wet pelts/ Glistening in the blue." [SF Gate]
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EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENS IN JUNE: Hillary is trying to protect us, people! So much bad stuff goes down in June, it's crazy! That's why they call it "June Gloom," in San Diego.
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Here is Your Barry "pinch-hitting" for Ted Kennedy at the Wesleyan commencement this weekend. He talked about how you should serve your country and have big ambitions.
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