There's one in every office: a person who for some reason doesn't take many showers or use deodorant, and has virtually no sense of smell. Guard against that gag-inducing situation with AromaUSB, a stinky USB fragrance dispenser that's not recommended as a Valentine's Day gift.

Taking its place in the growing lineup of USB anti-stink devices, AromaUSB is the same size as a USB flash drive, but it's got good-smelling juju wafting out from within. It's bound to be as effective as that cabbie's Christmas-tree-shaped stencher hanging from the rearview mirror. Let's face it, AromaUSB's gotta be better than smelling the shithouse door on a tuna boat. – Charlie White

Product Page [AromaUSB, via Everything USB]