Dear Artcoustic. Your wall-mounted, ultra-flat loudspeakers with iPod/iPhone-compatible docks are really really cool, and I always wanted one. But seriously, was there any frikkin' need to cover them with a billion Swarovski crystals to match my disco ball? Oh yes.

Too bad my desire for funky naff is not $3700 strong. [Artcoustic via BornRich]