Gizmodo loves charts. This stuff holder from Artemy Lebedev, makers of the Optimus keyboard, looks like a chart of the gradually increasing diameter of my gut, from age 20-29, when you face its green side towards you. Flip it around to see the...

the red side of the chart, downward, as if it were mapping out my receding hair line, or sex drive.

Now I'm depressed. I need some junk food. –Brian Lam

Vector Stuff Holder [Thanks Dmitri]