For those who aren't familiar with the underlying principles behind the Atariologian faith, here are some of the basic tenants: "All of reality can be explained if one perceives life as a video game or simulation of this life." "Sleep is just like pausing the game, or loading the next level." "There is always a player better than you." As a member of The Church of Atariology, we think you might also get to take off work whenever there's a game you really, really have to play. Buy the shirt for $20. [Atariology Shirt and The Church of Atariology]