Reader Jeff pointed out that we're focusing too much on stupid stuff and therefore suggests we cover this glimpse of the forthcoming AV500. Specs? 4-inch screen, Plays For Sure compatibility, direct video line-in, and a next-gen Archos styling that screams "early adopt me!" Apparently it's coming in 100GB model, which means I can store my entire nurse porn collection on one handy device.

Archos AV500 details [DAPreview]