Beard Trimmers Come With Lasers Now, Everybody Go Back to Bed

If you're absolutely fanatical about keeping the lines of your beard or goatee clean and symmetrical, you probably tossed your old razor after seeing that Philips is introducing a trimmer with a built-in laser-projected guide. The StyleXpert Beardtrimmer 9000 takes your obsessive grooming routine to the next level; you'll just want to be careful trimming your eyebrows.

The $100 rechargeable razor features an adjustable cutting head with 17 different length settings for the perfect stubble, and on an hour's charge you'll get about an hour's use with or without the laser activated—which sounds fair. It's waterproof so you can easily clean it under a faucet, and it's got an oil-free design which means there's no other maintenance needed. Plus, lasers; they just make everything more awesome. [Philips]

Beard Trimmers Come With Lasers Now, Everybody Go Back to Bed

Beard Trimmers Come With Lasers Now, Everybody Go Back to Bed