BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Finally BlackBerry (reportedly) called on Canada's most reputable citizen, Drake, to promote the upcoming BlackBerry Passport. But despite Drizzy's only cares being money and the city that he's from, he declined. So who should BlackBerry call?

We've decided to help, by ranking Canada's notable citizens and potential BlackBerry spokespersons in order of appeal and Canadianness. All rankings are indisputable and binding:


1) Justin Bieber

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Casual racist who pees in public buckets but otherwise pretty good


2) Ryan Gosling

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Not known for smartphone savvy; smoldering eyes distract from product


3) Celine Dion

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Might think it's a deal for actual blackberries


4) Rachel McAdams

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Wants to know if you asked Ryan Gosling first


5) Alex Trebek

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Kind of a dick sometimes


6) Rick Moranis

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: No one has seen him since Honey We Shrunk Ourselves


7) Tim Horton

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Tim Horton has been dead since 1974


8) Pam Anderson

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Too busy with PETA


9) Eugene Levy

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Uses an iPhone


10) Jim Carrey

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: That whole anti-vaxxer thing


11) Neil Young

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Also not good at making hardware people want to buy.


12) Mike Myers

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Has fully adopted Shrek persona since 2010


13) Michael Cera

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Propensity for growing a pornstache


14) Jason Priestly

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: NASCAR


15) Tom Green

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Bum Bum Song


16) Joshua Jackson

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Availability contingent on Dawson's Creek reunion


17) Avril Lavigne

BlackBerry's Potential Canadian Spokespeople, Ranked

Pro: Canadian

Con: Avril Lavigne