Bow Down, Bitches: An All-Beyoncé Soundtrack for Bey's Birthday

Every day is Beyoncé day, really. The goofballs who still question if women can have it all tend to ignore the fact that Beyoncé exists. But only one day a year is Beyoncé's actual birthday, and that day is today. Or at least we think it is. She might also be an alien from planet Better Than Everyone, but on the off chance Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter was actually born in Houston on September 4, 1981, today is the day.

What better way to celebrate our American Queen Bey, bootylicious independent woman pt.2, but to enjoy her oeuvre with the thoroughness and dedication that Our Lady of Perfect Thighs brings to every immaculate performance?

Here is one of the most comprehensive All-Yoncé playlists available via Spotify.

If I had it my way they'd move "Get Me Bodied- Extended Mix" way up and bypass "If I Were a Boy" because even perfect humans make mistakes and that song is laaaaame.