The next time someone scoffs at your suggestion of going to brunch, you can whip out this pair of unbelievably awesome butterfly knife utensils, perform a few flashy tricks, and remind them it's a meal to be taken as seriously as breakfast and lunch.

Made from almost half a pound of stainless steel each, this fork and spoon may not be as dangerous as a knife, but there's still the potential to cause some serious harm with them. So if you're dropping $13 for either one, you're definitely going to want to be careful, especially after you've had a few mimosas. Nothing's quite as embarrassing as walking into the ER with a nasty spoon injury. [ThinkGeek]