Having trouble satisfying your simultaneous obsessions with decorative light fixtures and oh-so-cuddly Dachshunds? Fear not, "Lucky" the lamp is here to brighten your day! Crafted from 100% dog's bollocks antiqued brass and textured amber, this little pup holds a 15-watt bulb and will run you $49.95. No Dachshunds were harmed in the making of this lamp. Except the one that served as the initial mold.

Lucky the Dachshund Accent Lamp [Via Nerd Approved]