Yeah, you could put your laptop in some dorky neoprene sleeve, and be a 21st century loser. Or, you could drop it into a bag made out of chain mail. It will (maybe) repel mace strikes!

The $50 Go Safe Bag (guys—you need a better name. Your product is made out of armor) isn't just made out of Dark Ages padding, but waterproof lining as well. Just in case it rains during your melee/commute. A handle-plus-combo-lock will further protect your goodies from the king's pork juice-stained mitts. [via Chip Chick]