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John Mayer here.
Yes, Gizmodo, I am a complete douchebag. Why? Because I was dating America's sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston, and I totally screwed it up because I played on the internet too much. I'm an idiot.
keep on keepin' on
jm
@OMG! Ponies!:
Its ok man you are not a douchebag, Jennifer Aniston sort of seems like a bitch (no offense) You could do better.
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@OMG! Ponies!: Hello America, John Mayer here again. I twittered to cope with the pain that while Jennifer was dating me, her snatch was still in love with that piker Pitt. I cannot tell you how many times I caught her getting her jolies off with fantasies of having her tomb raided repeatedly by Brad. In the end my Ocean's 13" just wasn't bruce almighty enough for her.
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@Lite: thinks Scotty doesn't know.: You could say she had a curious case for Benjamin's Butt. Eh? Eh? (sigh) I know.
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@OMG! Ponies!:
Um, she's not America's Sweetheart. She's a psychotic bitch who's still obsessed over Brad Pitt. She thinks he stills needs some space or something retarded. She gets pissed off that he tweets and dumps him? Give me a break. Also, she get's pissed off when Oprah doesn't watch her movie. She's a self-centered and clingy with terrible acting talent.
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