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C'mon TomTom, everyone knows that the best voice to give you directions is Mr. Burns.
You infernal ninny, if you can get it into your bug-addled brain, turn that tiller 60 degrees right at the next intersection!
You've arrived at your destination, no thanks to you you clod-hopping slack-jawed slug-a-bed!
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@Kaiser-Machead: Please, Burns has no concept of technology, he would just have Smithers plan out the course on an giant atlas or something.
Unless you wanted to go to Prussia or the Ottoman Empire...
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@Kaiser-Machead: Two words - velocitator and deceleratrix.
Nothing's better than trying to dupe people into believing that those are the technical terms for the gas and brake.
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@HasADealForYou_GitEmSteveDave:
This book must be out of date: I don't see "Prussia", "Siam", or "autogyro". Reply
This book must be out of date: I don't see "Prussia", "Siam", or "autogyro". Reply
@Kaiser-Machead: Only if it can detect when the top on a convertible is going up so it can say "stop that you want wit, I might get stung by a bumbled bee."
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