92BuickLeSabre commented on Spaghetti Measure Ensures That You Make the Right Amount Every Time

"@relawson: Yes!"

92BuickLeSabre commented on Spaghetti Measure Ensures That You Make the Right Amount Every Time

"@spannu: That's disgusting; you eat pasta with no sauce?"

92BuickLeSabre commented on Cosmic Strings May Be Headed Towards Us Already

"I just find it gratifying to discover that split ends are a universal problem."

92BuickLeSabre commented on Spaghetti Measure Ensures That You Make the Right Amount Every Time

"@snoop_dizzle: I have one of those."

92BuickLeSabre commented on Spaghetti Measure Ensures That You Make the Right Amount Every Time

"@Hello Mister Walrus: What do you do after it escapes? I can't imagine that having a witch gerbil mad at you is a good thing. (I also can't imagine how you get a witch gerbil to agree to get in the pot in the first place, but I'm willing to accept that somehow you are able to accomplish this particular feat.)"

92BuickLeSabre commented on Reynolds Will Give You The Fourth-Wall-Breaking Deadpool You Deserve

"@AngryEddy: Okay, so apparently while I wasn't looking, Ryan Reynolds went out and got himself a career. @GuardianOfChaos: However, Just Friends does not count as part of the just-referenced career-building."

92BuickLeSabre commented on Spaghetti Measure Ensures That You Make the Right Amount Every Time

"@Pope John Peeps II: Yeah, somehow I always get it wrong."

92BuickLeSabre commented on Spaghetti Measure Ensures That You Make the Right Amount Every Time

"@tande04: Boxes of pasta have it on the side?"

92BuickLeSabre commented on Reynolds Will Give You The Fourth-Wall-Breaking Deadpool You Deserve

"@RedAntisocial: OMG, it was totally Definitely Maybe that led everyone to see him with puppy dog eyes! I had completely forgotten about that movie - largely due to avoiding it like the plague."

92BuickLeSabre commented on Reynolds Will Give You The Fourth-Wall-Breaking Deadpool You Deserve

"@redqueenmeg: Actually, I have to disagree with you on that last part. A little reading and a couple of female friends can work wonders on achieving what passes for humor and a brain. But Abs like that are freaking impossible unless you've traded in your job for a full-time gig at the gym."