DirkusMaximus commented on Nokia's Jeppe Web-Controlled Videoconferencing Bot Makes Meetings Even More Fun

"@crash1105: Exactly what I was thinking. Also, how seriously can you take someone if they're attending a meeting as a ladybug with a sh*t-eating grin?"

DirkusMaximus commented on Giz Service Announcement: Aim Fireworks Into the Air, Not At Your Mom

"In reference to my earlier post, I submit the following."

DirkusMaximus commented on Giz Service Announcement: Aim Fireworks Into the Air, Not At Your Mom

"@B1663R: Me, when I was drunk and got charlie horsed by a misfiring mortar striking me in the knee."

DirkusMaximus commented on Boost Drops the Motorola i335 Off a Building, Runs it Over With a Car for Your Amusement

"I've got the old i415 through Boost."

DirkusMaximus commented on Crazy Weird Survival Gear That Just Might Save Your Ass

"So, that Urban Skiff thing still isn't in production?"

DirkusMaximus commented on Question of the Day: How Big is Your Monitor?

"Awesome."

DirkusMaximus commented on Dealzmodo: Noise-Isolating Earphones for $7

"[www.pwn3d.us] @nonreligious pope: I beleive this image relates to you."

DirkusMaximus commented on Scientists Discover How to Extend Lifespans without Starving Yourself

"@dwight-schrute: ...in men."

DirkusMaximus commented on Microsoft's Live Maps Integrates Complex Clearflow Traffic Modeling Data To Tell You To Avoid Busy Streets

"This is great for folks living and working in major metropolitan areas."

DirkusMaximus commented on R2-D2 Actor Kenny Baker Taken Ill, Giz Says Get Well Soon

"@nutbastard: Thread over."