<![CDATA[Comments from Dr.Remulak]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Dr.Remulak]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on LEGO Hamster Lift Might Actually Be More Cruel Than the Wheel]]> Hoooo Rayyy for RODENTS!!!! Talk about Viral...To the Hempster, "How was your day?" Answer: "Oh, it had its ups and downs!" Please make another torture device, please, please, pleeeeeze!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on Lego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In History]]> Well, Well Well...Talk about a waste of space-untouched colored plastic junk stored for eons in climate controlled rooms??? WHAT THE "F"? I have never seen such expensive plastic junk in my life! When we were kids we played with WOOD blocks and Lincoln Logs! I say melt it all down and make something useful out of it all, like waste baskets or something. This Lego shit is out of control, they are like a kiddie drug, like the tyke huffing on that train whistle, little colored beans that smell like you can eat them! Don't forget the choking hazzard!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on We Can't Wait for the New iPhone G3]]> Still useless junk for personal frottage and as David Lynch says, "You can't watch a movie on a fucking fone!"

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on 3,800-Piece Death Star Diorama Is Coolest Star Wars Lego Ever]]> What a nice big ball of plastic JUNK!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on Chinese UFO Looks Like Emergency Life Raft, Spies on You]]> @Rick36:

They would have you spied by their drones before you could push "up" on your remote contol and dispatch the black SUVs to take you down in the tunnel complex and throw you in a cell fore the rest of your life!!!! But check Google Earth for the big picture of area 51!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on Sealed Goldfish Keychains are a Bit More Upsetting Than Most Keychains]]> Buy, Die, Cry, Snip, FLUSH! "Mommy can I get another fishy?"
Great Marketing!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on Bionic Legs Help Miracle Crash Survivor Walk Again]]> You know what they said about Humpty Dumpty....The fall, the King's men, the parts. I just did not work out too well for him.

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on Giz Caption Contest: What in the Hell is Going on Here?]]> Now Martha, I do insist that you wear the one with the hole in it for a while!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on Fi-Hi Speaker Bags: Boombox Backpack Made Real]]> See Beamz,similar douchability, will interconnect for portable male bonding high five sessions!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on Beamz Infomercial Is Most Stupid Promo Video in History]]> What they did not tell you is you have to play it without pants on! Notice no wide shots! Also there is a special lower beam you can break if you are feeling real good about your male bonding jam! CAN YOU SAY G-A-Y?

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on President Bush: You Should Thank Telcos For Spying On You, You Terrorist-Loving Jerks]]> @mariogalaxyman:
You forgot one....
Oxycontin, FUCK YEAH!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on The Biggest Star Wars Collection in the Galaxy]]> Unfortunately, this big pile of plastic puke may be worth a lot of $$$ but in my view it is about as worthless as my bong collection.....As Lucas laughs all the way to the bank!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented]]> With a little more curve the cars could look like the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile! Then the traveling doctors could do circumcisions on wieners in the big weenie!
Catsup and mustard can flow through the big tubes under
the rails...what a bright future!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented]]> With a little more curve the cars could look like the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile! Then the traveling doctors could do circumciscions on wieners in the big weenie!
Catsup and mustard can flow through the big tubes under
the rails...what a bright future!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on Floating Computer-Controlled LED Show Calls for Ocean-Sized Mario Bros.]]> Yup, nothing new here other than the artist could have purchased the already submersable LEDs like the Wynn and hundreds of other installations and done his little light show-OOOH AAAH pretty lights in the Wa Wa....4 year old technology.

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on Video of Sony Rolly in Action Shows It Is Not That Annoying]]> What more could you want? Colored LEDs, flapping speakers and rolling action! Makes any crappy music that much more entertaining until it falls off the table and breaks...Boo Hoo, I'm out 300 bills!

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on Sony Rolly on Sale in Japan Sept 29th, comes with Annoying Video]]> Poo Poo Dusty

]]> <![CDATA[Dr.Remulak commented on Sony's Playstation Booth at the Games Convention is The Shit]]> What a Shitty Booth, probably didn't pay crap for it...

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