<![CDATA[Comments from GOKOR]]> <![CDATA[Comments from GOKOR]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Cornstarch + Water + Subwoofer = Amazing Physics Video]]> @dry-roasted-peanuts: I've got a Jesse and The Rippers t-shirt, it's fantastic.

As for why would I have cornstarch by my desk...you don't even want to know.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Segway Crash Test is Awkward For All Parties Involved]]> @Geraldo: Because they're actually on a legit vehicle and mode of transportation.

@nutbastard: No offense, you were still on a segway.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on The Bible(s) Hits the iPhone]]> @Tsumi91: I'm agnostic as far as religion goes, for a simple reason.

Can you prove there is no God or Allah or Jesus Christ or any other "higher power" that governs our actions as humanity and a species? Until someone can prove with reasonable proof that there is or is not something out there that could be considered "God-like" then who the fuck are you to put someone down for having their belief?

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on New Radiohead Video is Shot with Lasers, Not Cameras]]> @BrownCat: oh.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on New Radiohead Video is Shot with Lasers, Not Cameras]]> Didn't Trent Reznor do something like this before? I mean, after his good stuff was released and he started to go into mediocre phase...

...now he's at the point where he's literally giving it away just to stay relevant.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Segway Crash Test is Awkward For All Parties Involved]]> If this is about to happen in real life, how do you, as a pedestrian (not half cyborg douche) not step to your left and shove the goof on the segway over?

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Batman Begins Now Out on Blu-ray]]> @Chester_Copperpot: Yeah, sorry, 1989...because I for some reason keep thinking it was 1987.

Anyway, maybe for a single one-off you could say Begins was SLIGHTLY better, but in the long run you're completely wrong. Begins is not nearly as re-watchable as the original, which can be viewed 15 times in a row and still not lose its charm.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Batman Begins Now Out on Blu-ray]]> Begins was cool, 1987 Batman was still better.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Question of the Day: Are You Getting an iPhone 3G?]]> @GOKOR: Well I see the total has changed for NO!!!. Good job.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on "First" iPhone 3G Owner Says It's a Survival Bet, Gets Chinese Masseuse]]> I wonder how long it takes for him to run to the internet and post "FIRST!!!!!!11!!!1!" on every blog and tech forum imaginable?

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Gizmodo's iPhone 3G Review Matrix]]> I'd only listen to the NYT guy if he is an actual member of The Pogues, but he isn't so I really don't care what he has to say about anything.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Fake Electric Chair Teaches Your Kids About the Fun of Executions]]> @chipsndip: Longer than five years, the one in Philly has had this machine since the 90's.

...oh, I see I'm only one of the many, many people calling him out on this...I'll just be quiet then.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Question of the Day: Are You Getting an iPhone 3G?]]> So apparently I'm the only one who said I'm NOT getting an iPhone?

Yet there's a handful in this thread who echo me? Hey Giz, just how rigged is your poll?

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented]]> I had a flying saucer years ago, I built it in the third grade during a class project. Should I give the government my plans to make this thing work?

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Hide Your Fancy Car Stereo Behind a Very Crappy Car Stereo]]> @aseriesoftubes: I had my car stereo stolen several years back. I live in a fairly decent neighborohood, but it was stolen by some spoiled rich brat who was trying to support his meth habit so I am to find out. He sold it to a pawn shop down the road and the cops found him.

So what happens with the police report? Well, they give me a complete copy complete with photo ID, SSN, address, phone number, etc. He doesn't show up for court and gets a warrant out for his arrest.

I should have made better use of all that info.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Meta: Artist Uses Old Macs as Canvases for Mac Fanboy Paintings]]> awwwww, pretty.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Pioneer Going Blu-ray For Set-Top Recorders]]> So will someone let me know when the prices become even remotely reasonable?

$40 a DVD isn't reasonable, neither is $30, and I'm sure not going to pay over $400 for a player.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on <i>Wall-E</i> Review: One of the Best Sci-Fi Movies in Years, Disguised as a Cartoon]]> I'm taking my niece to see this tomorrow morning, but I'm still more interested in Kung Fu Panda and don't care to watch what looks like a long, impressive looking, but otherwise lackluster film.

I mean, it's a tiny little robot, (I'm not really into robots) versus a Panda that knows kung fu. C'mon now, that's freakin' awesome.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Nike+ Gym Equipment Coming July]]> @N@tedog: You have it set for your stride, not for actual distance. I'd trust the treadmill as it actually knows how far it has gone and made you go as well.

Running on the road or a trakc as well, you run differently, like rsquared said, for instance, on a treadmill I can run an 8 minute mile for an hour straight. On the road however, I run much faster, and easily run 6-7 minute mile, but have trouble finishing the 2.5 miles that is the course I follow around my neighborhood.

It's all about your stride and the conditions you're running in. Until Nike+ has a built in GPS for when I'm outside running, it's useless to me as there's too many odd steps.

...who said fat boys can't be in shape?

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Ozone Concept Car is Wheely Eco-Friendly]]> So is this made by Express for Men? I mean with the lion logo and everything, I was just wondering.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Shagnasty "Model 666" is Fake Plastic Steampunked Nerf Pistol]]> @Thud: Well aren't you all high and mighty with your knowledge of how to carve an african fertility sculpture. Good luck with that.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Shagnasty "Model 666" is Fake Plastic Steampunked Nerf Pistol]]> I'm glad I'm not the only one citing the "fake" plastic.

@Hectorvex: Do NERF vampires have that hard NERFy foam stuff for teeth?" If so, I'll make due with just fighting the thing straight up.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Rocketshields Put a Detachable Roof on Your Sportbike]]> @Cordfucious the Black: /LOL

Yeah, this is kinda lame. It could be cool, but when you're riding a bike, you're supposed to be on a bike, not whatever the hell this transforms a bike into.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on World Gets iPhone and Multiple Carriers per Country, Canada Stops Whining]]> @DJTripleRRR: They get AIDS, I think.

But serious, AT&T is pissing me off, I'm actually getting interested in getting an iPhone and they're the only US carriers.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Torn Disguised Lighting Looks Like Slits into Parallel LED Universe]]> How many of these would constitute going overboard?

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Multigym-in-a-Closet Keeps Your Fitness Under Wraps]]> I'll continue to spend $20 a month to go to the gym less than a quarter mile from my house. Get free tanning and massages along with a FULL body workout, not just a few exercises.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Homemade Light Box and Desk Combo Moves Us (and Itself)]]> I was hoping it was going to be more than just a light box, but no, it's just a light box with adjustable feet.

So this is news? I had a better looking light box when I was in high school.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on If Giz Readers Designed Apple Products, We'd Have Some Pretty Strange Apple Products]]> I cracked up laughing at the Batshit Insane and the iBernie Mac. Love the iPwn.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Over Half of HDTV Owners Still Don't Know What Blu-ray Is]]> @wjousts: A lot of salespeople do that, which is why I do my own research or ask people I trust who actually have a clue. It kinda sucks for the honest salesman, because he gets lumped in with the people who just want to get a commission off of you and could care less if you even wanted it in the first place, let alone need it.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Over Half of HDTV Owners Still Don't Know What Blu-ray Is]]> @gwerner: Yeah...no, maybe a small minority. UFO's, sure, why not, it's hard to believe we're the only planet in the entire Universe with life on it. Why can't they have vastly better technology than us? Elvis, well, the only people who believe he's still alive are either joking or are conspiracy theorists.

Anyway, I'm not paying $35 for a Blu-Ray when a DVD will cost me $15 and Blue-Ray isn't exactly giving me an overwhelmingly better picture that warrants another $20 out my pocket for a single title. Sorry Blu-Ray, only suckers and idiots are going to buy you.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Bluetrek's Metal Bluetooth Headset is World's Slimmest]]> @OMG! Ponies!: I've got superpower in my fists, I can't.

Ok...well I do hit hard. Shut up, I'm allowed to imagine myself with superpowers, it's not against any laws. Maybe the laws of nature and common decency, but I never said I agree with those either.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Samsung i900 Cellphone Hands-on Photos Leaked]]> @fastharry: I hear ya, I already have to deal with the endless John Holmes comments. This phone or any giant brick phone just makes it worse.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Digitable: Your DVD Collection Adds to the Decor]]> You see, this is why I want a media room with a GINORMO! screen and cooltastic sound system. No pesky, annoying, irritating women who can't shut their mouths or keep their hands off my stuff...my um, not private stuff, jut my stuff that I like but doesn't define me. Touch my private stuff all you want hot ladies.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Bluetrek's Metal Bluetooth Headset is World's Slimmest]]> @OMG! Ponies!: Yeah, but you don't want him to die. If he dies you can't go back and continue to beat the crap out of him for his douchebaggeryness.

It's more cathartic that way, I think.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Apple's Back to School Deal Is All About the Benjamins and the 8GBs]]> @GOKOR: iPod Touch, sorry.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Apple's Back to School Deal Is All About the Benjamins and the 8GBs]]> So I register for a class at my local college, get my free iPhone, then drop the class before the session starts for a full refund.

Awesome.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Simple Hack Gives Eee PC a Touchscreen for Just $70]]> @strider_mt2k: Like turning a GPS into a Youtube/MP3 machine?

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Samsung i900 Cellphone Hands-on Photos Leaked]]> That phone is pretty nice looking (looks much better than the iPhone), I wonder how it runs.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Optimus Prime T-Shirt Transforms into Arrest Threat at Airport]]> @Onouris: Usually the one that claims to be an innocent victim of something retarded is actually the antagonist.

Meaning, he doesn't just look like a giant douche, he actually is one.

]]> <![CDATA[GOKOR commented on Sharper Image Clearance Sale: Up to 40% Off Lightsabers, StressErasers and Breathalyzers]]> @sgodun: Yes, but you see, rich people don't need a reason for its high price, they reason that if it costs more, it must be better. That and they can continually let people know how much more money they have than others by reminding them that "this new alarm clock I bought was $1,200, I don't want some cheap $30 clock...piece of crap."

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