Homerjay here for OxyClean! commented on Dealership Video-Responds To Customer's Hidden Camera Expose

"Am I the only one not getting audio?"

Homerjay here for OxyClean! commented on Zubbles Are World's First Stainless Colored Bubbles

""Hi, Billy Mays here for Zubbles!" yeah, would have had a nice ring to it."

Homerjay here for OxyClean! commented on Zubbles Are World's First Stainless Colored Bubbles

"@SysRq: Well, you could probably do it with just the soap."

Homerjay here for OxyClean! commented on Yet Another Company Learns The Difference Between Amazon Reviews And Ads

"That's some pretty shitty grammar for a communications manager."

Homerjay here for OxyClean! commented on Google's CEO Is Using a BLACKBERRY?!

"He probably couldn't get out of his contract when the android launched."

Homerjay here for OxyClean! commented on Retromodo: Did You Know Hedy Lamarr Helped Invent Frequency Hopping?

"@OMG!"

Homerjay here for OxyClean! commented on First Aid Myths That Do No Good

"@DayWeSpilledThePaint_GitEmSteveDave: Is it just me or does 5 minutes seem like a reeeeeally long time to let someone go on seizing before calling for help?"

Homerjay here for OxyClean! commented on Glamour Shots Now Does Boudoir Photography?

"@Hank Scorpio: Pfft."

Homerjay here for OxyClean! commented on Glamour Shots Now Does Boudoir Photography?

"@Hank Scorpio: I would havE thought you'd have gone for the Homer in the bedroom with Vasteline over the camera lens scene."

Homerjay here for OxyClean! commented on Solar-Powered County Fair Makes So Much Sense

"Were there Siamese twins in a jar?"