<![CDATA[Comments from Klappstuhl]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Klappstuhl]]> http://gizmodo.com/people/Klappstuhl http://gizmodo.com/people/Klappstuhl Klappstuhl commented on 180-Degree Gaming With The J-Dome @Mizuki: Oh yes, someone please Swede this Presentation.

]]> http://kotaku.com/389366/180+degree-gaming-with-the-j+dome#c5645846 http://kotaku.com/389366/180+degree-gaming-with-the-j+dome#c5645846 Mon, 12 May 2008 11:08:37 EDT Klappstuhl commented on 180-Degree Gaming With The J-Dome I bet someone will reverse engineer his method and post it for free on instructables sooner or later.

]]> http://kotaku.com/389366/180+degree-gaming-with-the-j+dome#c5645803 http://kotaku.com/389366/180+degree-gaming-with-the-j+dome#c5645803 Mon, 12 May 2008 11:06:17 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Gizmondo to Rise From The Dead In Winter 2008, Founder Says Seriously, fuck that.

I ain't touching that thing. Ever.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389250/gizmondo-to-rise-from-the-dead-in-winter-2008-founder-says#c5634086 http://gizmodo.com/389250/gizmondo-to-rise-from-the-dead-in-winter-2008-founder-says#c5634086 Sat, 10 May 2008 15:14:53 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Plasma-Powered Hovercraft Patent Repulsors?

Eh, I got nothing...

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389145/plasma+powered-hovercraft-patent#c5632338 http://gizmodo.com/389145/plasma+powered-hovercraft-patent#c5632338 Sat, 10 May 2008 10:11:57 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Saudi Coffee Shop Sells @icepick314: Only Breadcrabs!

]]> http://kotaku.com/387942/#c5573994 http://kotaku.com/387942/#c5573994 Wed, 07 May 2008 14:02:37 EDT Klappstuhl commented on When Volcanoes Spew Lightning EPIC!

]]> http://io9.com/387860/when-volcanoes-spew-lightning#c5573762 http://io9.com/387860/when-volcanoes-spew-lightning#c5573762 Wed, 07 May 2008 13:55:17 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Legal Snafu Makes Thousands of Patent Rulings Since 2000 Invalid I invented the Wii!

(Wait, that's a Japanese patent...)

I invented the Xbox 360!

(meh, that doesn't feel the same...)

]]> http://gizmodo.com/387597/legal-snafu-makes-thousands-of-patent-rulings-since-2000-invalid#c5549933 http://gizmodo.com/387597/legal-snafu-makes-thousands-of-patent-rulings-since-2000-invalid#c5549933 Tue, 06 May 2008 14:23:08 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Zorg Gun on Mythbusters? Do Want.

]]> http://io9.com/387329/zorg-gun-on-mythbusters#c5541635 http://io9.com/387329/zorg-gun-on-mythbusters#c5541635 Tue, 06 May 2008 09:16:28 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Iron Man Review (Verdict: 126 Minutes of Gadget Porn) @Xacnhto: Well, there's that "eject" button inside that, well...

]]> http://gizmodo.com/386385/iron-man-review-verdict-126-minutes-of-gadget-porn#c5516663 http://gizmodo.com/386385/iron-man-review-verdict-126-minutes-of-gadget-porn#c5516663 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:09:52 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Robot Enslaves Another Robot, Humans Next @bms: It's the unknown child of Johnny Five and a Segway!

Oh the Humana.., er, Technology!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/386465/robot-enslaves-another-robot-humans-next#c5502881 http://gizmodo.com/386465/robot-enslaves-another-robot-humans-next#c5502881 Fri, 02 May 2008 17:04:14 EDT Klappstuhl commented Screw the Screen, it's useless.

]]> #c5502840 #c5502840 Fri, 02 May 2008 17:02:10 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Iron Man Grounded By The FAA? @russdanger: Seeing as it is a Fusion Generator (Like a See-through Tokamak), maybe it takes its Power Source out of the Air:

Water.

A simple Idea, but hey, I wouldn't have another explanation for it right now.

]]> http://io9.com/384798/iron-man-grounded-by-the-faa#c5502530 http://io9.com/384798/iron-man-grounded-by-the-faa#c5502530 Fri, 02 May 2008 16:49:28 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Boll To Zane: "I'll See You In Court!" What's funny, Dungeon Siege and Postal are already available in Europe on DVD.

And they collect a lot of dust.

]]> http://io9.com/385949/boll-to-zane-ill-see-you-in-court#c5477060 http://io9.com/385949/boll-to-zane-ill-see-you-in-court#c5477060 Thu, 01 May 2008 13:42:52 EDT Klappstuhl commented on "Real" Star Trek Tricorder Invented @Shai: It's a Moob. Be afraid.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/385840/real-star-trek-tricorder-invented#c5469719 http://gizmodo.com/385840/real-star-trek-tricorder-invented#c5469719 Thu, 01 May 2008 07:49:22 EDT Klappstuhl commented on 3,800 HP Jet Bike is One Dangerous Way to Travel It's Fuel?

POWERTHIRST!!!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/385216/3800-hp-jet-bike-is-one-dangerous-way-to-travel#c5437766 http://gizmodo.com/385216/3800-hp-jet-bike-is-one-dangerous-way-to-travel#c5437766 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:32:41 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Shape-Shifting Robot Re-Assembles Itself, Will Chase Snotty Teens on Motorbikes One Day Oh noes, Stargate Replicators!

Destroy them now, before they kill us all!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/385306/shape+shifting-robot-re+assembles-itself-will-chase-snotty-teens-on-motorbikes-one-day#c5437579 http://gizmodo.com/385306/shape+shifting-robot-re+assembles-itself-will-chase-snotty-teens-on-motorbikes-one-day#c5437579 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:25:58 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Iron Man: One Man Army @exkon: YES.

unfortunately.

(Hey Kotaku, your Flash Player sucks, put the vid on YouTube!)

]]> http://kotaku.com/384678/iron-man-one-man-army#c5412400 http://kotaku.com/384678/iron-man-one-man-army#c5412400 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:19:57 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Improbable Blu Jacket Custom Made For Attention Seekers @hnkelley:
*pokes nipples for menu

*gets peppersprayed by woman

]]> http://gizmodo.com/384253/improbable-blu-jacket-custom-made-for-attention-seekers#c5399905 http://gizmodo.com/384253/improbable-blu-jacket-custom-made-for-attention-seekers#c5399905 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:00:17 EDT Klappstuhl commented on One Kotaku Editor's Introduction to Gaming The NES was my introduction to gaming when I was 5. True story.

And it WAS AWESOME!

]]> http://kotaku.com/384351/one-kotaku-editors-introduction-to-gaming#c5393071 http://kotaku.com/384351/one-kotaku-editors-introduction-to-gaming#c5393071 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:25:35 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Akihabara Ass Flasher Arrested! @zombiefrank: Don't remind me.

T_T

]]> http://kotaku.com/384337/akihabara-ass-flasher-arrested#c5393032 http://kotaku.com/384337/akihabara-ass-flasher-arrested#c5393032 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:20:01 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Robot Lawn Mower Can Lacerate, Probably Eat Humans @FreemanGman: Think about it, as long as you have no cat or children, it's not only mowing your lawn but protecting it and itself from being stolen!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/384355/robot-lawn-mower-can-lacerate-probably-eat-humans#c5391170 http://gizmodo.com/384355/robot-lawn-mower-can-lacerate-probably-eat-humans#c5391170 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:34:48 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Superhero Spoof "Hancock" Has A Real Story @nyteshade:

"I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions, and I respect all people and all paths."

Does that imply he respects Scientology? If yes, then I lost my respect for him.

]]> http://io9.com/383462/superhero-spoof-hancock-has-a-real-story#c5391164 http://io9.com/383462/superhero-spoof-hancock-has-a-real-story#c5391164 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:32:42 EDT Klappstuhl commented Holy Sh

Yeah, looks scary.

]]> #c5390967 #c5390967 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:33:25 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Improbable Blu Jacket Custom Made For Attention Seekers Somehow, I do not like the possibilities this idea might open up.

Think about this:
What if some asshole decides to put the video "2 Girls, 1 Cup" on his Jacket?

]]> http://gizmodo.com/384253/improbable-blu-jacket-custom-made-for-attention-seekers#c5390962 http://gizmodo.com/384253/improbable-blu-jacket-custom-made-for-attention-seekers#c5390962 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:32:09 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Akihabara Ass Flasher Arrested! @Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: Ramen Diet. And less meat than the rest of Earths Population.

]]> http://kotaku.com/384337/akihabara-ass-flasher-arrested#c5390919 http://kotaku.com/384337/akihabara-ass-flasher-arrested#c5390919 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:19:40 EDT Klappstuhl commented on What If We Met Aliens Who Had Accepted Death? I think the "society" would look really dead. Literally.

]]> http://io9.com/381823/what-if-we-met-aliens-who-had-accepted-death#c5390897 http://io9.com/381823/what-if-we-met-aliens-who-had-accepted-death#c5390897 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:12:55 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Vegans Kill to Drive Cars and Have Sex in a Dystopian Future Wow. See, that's one original idea right there!

]]> http://io9.com/384349/vegans-kill-to-drive-cars-and-have-sex-in-a-dystopian-future#c5390892 http://io9.com/384349/vegans-kill-to-drive-cars-and-have-sex-in-a-dystopian-future#c5390892 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:11:46 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Martian Ice Ages Bolster Case for Life on Red Planet Thanks, now I know for sure where I'll land!

]]> http://io9.com/384042/martian-ice-ages-bolster-case-for-life-on-red-planet#c5378633 http://io9.com/384042/martian-ice-ages-bolster-case-for-life-on-red-planet#c5378633 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:49:39 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Superhero Spoof "Hancock" Has A Real Story Looks decent. But now they have to change the "revealing ending" to something more "realistic" (Yeah, I asked for realism in a movie).

I mean, Gods? Rebirth? WTFX!?

]]> http://io9.com/383462/superhero-spoof-hancock-has-a-real-story#c5358911 http://io9.com/383462/superhero-spoof-hancock-has-a-real-story#c5358911 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:54:31 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Forget Warp Speed, Try One Of These Alternative FTL Ideas As awesome as the FTL might be, I'm scared shitless about the idea to be turned inside out through gravitation-bending jumps.

]]> http://io9.com/382662/forget-warp-speed-try-one-of-these-alternative-ftl-ideas#c5337462 http://io9.com/382662/forget-warp-speed-try-one-of-these-alternative-ftl-ideas#c5337462 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:48:08 EDT Klappstuhl commented on What NBC Shows Should Be Revamped By Battlestar, Bionic Producer? @KiddChaos: And they even remade that and called it "Desperate Housewives".

]]> http://io9.com/381916/what-nbc-shows-should-be-revamped-by-battlestar-bionic-producer#c5300936 http://io9.com/381916/what-nbc-shows-should-be-revamped-by-battlestar-bionic-producer#c5300936 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:28:48 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Prosthetic Commando @shini: But still, it's not like the Military is afraid to 'go there'.

]]> http://io9.com/381935/prosthetic-commando#c5300879 http://io9.com/381935/prosthetic-commando#c5300879 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:25:51 EDT Klappstuhl commented on What NBC Shows Should Be Revamped By Battlestar, Bionic Producer? SeaQuest DSV, definately. The Setting fits the curret theme of global warming.

And the original ship was awesome.

]]> http://io9.com/381916/what-nbc-shows-should-be-revamped-by-battlestar-bionic-producer#c5298831 http://io9.com/381916/what-nbc-shows-should-be-revamped-by-battlestar-bionic-producer#c5298831 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:10:18 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Prosthetic Commando Quake 4 much!?

]]> http://io9.com/381935/prosthetic-commando#c5298774 http://io9.com/381935/prosthetic-commando#c5298774 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:08:03 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Trailer: Meet the Scout @bluesquareapple: Oh god, I can see that too now!

Quick, somebody model the Medic as Colbert!

]]> http://kotaku.com/381793/trailer-meet-the-scout#c5278603 http://kotaku.com/381793/trailer-meet-the-scout#c5278603 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:21:25 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Rudy Rucker's Math Orgy Classic "Sex Sphere" Gets Reissued See, that's exactly what happens if 4chan ever reaches the 3rd Dimension.

]]> http://io9.com/381666/rudy-ruckers-math-orgy-classic-sex-sphere-gets-reissued#c5277671 http://io9.com/381666/rudy-ruckers-math-orgy-classic-sex-sphere-gets-reissued#c5277671 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:38:42 EDT Klappstuhl commented on LGs "Innovation Challenge": Design Your Dream Phone and Win Money, Gadgets @Heman: Oh god, I forgot that one.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/380716/lgs-innovation-challenge-design-your-dream-phone-and-win-money-gadgets#c5243599 http://gizmodo.com/380716/lgs-innovation-challenge-design-your-dream-phone-and-win-money-gadgets#c5243599 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:59:34 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Inside the Largest Laser and Fusion Chamber in the World @mastermatoro: Solar Cell Fields? Wind Energy?

Bah, needs more lasers.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/380291/inside-the-largest-laser-and-fusion-chamber-in-the-world#c5235525 http://gizmodo.com/380291/inside-the-largest-laser-and-fusion-chamber-in-the-world#c5235525 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:56:38 EDT Klappstuhl commented on LGs "Innovation Challenge": Design Your Dream Phone and Win Money, Gadgets It has a button for call, and a button to end the call, and an LCD screen to show who's calling.

That's. it.

A phone that's a phone, Innovation of the year.

Can I get my 1/4 of a phone now?

Really, I don't need a camera/internet/thermometer on my phone, because it's a fucking phone.

If I need a camera, I use my camera, if I need internet I use the PC, if I need a thermometer, I'll get my goddamn infrared Thermometer. I don't need all that extra fancy stuff on it, all that does is waste the accumulator.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/380716/lgs-innovation-challenge-design-your-dream-phone-and-win-money-gadgets#c5235405 http://gizmodo.com/380716/lgs-innovation-challenge-design-your-dream-phone-and-win-money-gadgets#c5235405 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:17:51 EDT Klappstuhl commented on Why Do You Think Apple is Good or Evil? I don't like the cult following Apple. Steve Jobs always sets his conferences/presentations up in a way that feels to people like preaching. Like Religion.

And that's the problem.

There are still enough people in the US that are dumb enough to believe in the Bible. Or even dumber and believe in Scientology.

Steve is starting to market Apple not as an open source anymore, but as a religious experience. And all dumb idiots fall for it and buy his shit.

Also, As I already commented somwhere:

In the beginnig, Apple was a small company and Microsoft was the "big, evil OS".

Just like in Star Wars. First the Republic is on the good side, fighting the Trade Federation.

But then, they switch sides.

The Republic sets up a clone army and calls itself an Empire. And all of a sudden the Rebels are fighting against the Emperror and his Army of Stormtroopers. The Rebels are Microsoft now. And the evil Empire is Apple.

What I really hate about Apple though is how their shitty Software limits their own Technology, it's almost as if they intend to do so. A Powerbook with a Microsoft OS (Vista not included) on it can be configured to free all that processing power left untouched.

Apple's are shiny and their OS looks good, ok, but it's for Fucknuts who don't know jack-shit about PC's. It's an expensive toy, nothing else. You can upgrade a PC anytime you want. With Apple you literally throw away the PC and buy a new one.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/380706/why-do-you-think-apple-is-good-or-evil#c5235381 http://gizmodo.com/380706/why-do-you-think-apple-is-good-or-evil#c5235381 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:08:28 EDT