LOLLYJOLLY commented on Ben Heck Mods Atari 7800 into Portable Retro-Gaming Wonder

"I DUNNO, MY TRACKBALLS ARE 4.72 OUNCES."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Space Wedding Doesn't Include 62.1-Mile High Club Membership

"@russdanger: OR A 3DAY CRACK BENDER."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on A Possible Problem With iPhone Gaming: When You Tilt the Screen You Can't See Much

"YEAH, OOUCHIE, OUCHIE, I WAS JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL FROM SOME SERIOUS NECK INJURIES I GOT WATHCING POV PORN ON THE DAMN THING. TILT TO REVERSE TO SEE THAT AGAIN, GRANDMA WALKS IN WITHOUT KNOCKING AND EVERYTHING WENT FLYING. MY BEAUTIFUL PHONE IN THE TOILET. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME. THOSE DESIGNERS ARE JERKY."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Bocci Wallplugs: If Apple Designed a Power Outlet...

"@DaveExile: NOT ONLY IS THIS NOT A WRITER... REALLY GET PAID PER HIT?"

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Build Your Own Multitouch Table With the Cubit

"[www.cs.cmu.edu] THIS IS SO COOL."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Glossy Black iPhone 3G is Just a Third-Party Case

"@JustEaton: - Ultimate fanboy version will be a 4 inch facsimile of Steve Jobs."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Robot Lawn Mower Can Lacerate, Probably Eat Humans

"THOSE OLD RIDERS WERE THE BEST."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Glossy Black iPhone 3G is Just a Third-Party Case

"@Jesus Diaz: YEAH, MATT SAID SOME THIRD OR FOURTH HAND THING YESTERDAY ABOUT SOME HIGH LEVEL SOURCE OF A SOURCE OF A SOURCE OR SOMETHING."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Glossy Black iPhone 3G is Just a Third-Party Case

"@legacye: A WELCOME ALTERNATIVE TO MAC LOVIN'"

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Psystar Video Peek (They Have Working Macs Apparently)

"I'M INTERESTED IN HEARING HOW THIS THING DOES OVER TIME CAUSE I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED IF MACS WERE SO SLOW AND UNRELIABLE DUE TO SOFTWARE OR HARDWARE."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Giz Explains: Digital Camera Image Sensors

"IT MAY BE A BLAST FROM THE PAST, BUT MY KODAK DCS PROFESSIONAL 14/N IS STILL SETTING THE PRECEDENT SINCE '04."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on iPhone Instant Message Patent Points to Upcoming MMS, Background IMs, GPS Module

"MORE APPLE THUGGERY. LOOK CLOSELY AT THESE DIAGRAMS. HONESTLY, DO YOU SEE ANYTHING HERE THAT IS ORIGINAL ENOUGH TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR ANYONE ELSE TO USE IT. THESE FAT, DISGUSTING, PIGS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN ABUSE OUR PATENT SYSTEM BY STEALING A BUNCH OF IDEAS FROM HONEST, HARD WORKING FOLK."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Close Call: Apple's OS X Almost Looked Exactly Like OS 8 (From the Book Inside Steve's Brain)

"This is the first evidence of three-digit intelligence at Apple I've seen yet. REFERRING TO HIMSELF, I PRESUME."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Buy the Crappiest, Rustiest MacBook Pro Ever for Only $1300

"@x23: IF ONLY..."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Buy the Crappiest, Rustiest MacBook Pro Ever for Only $1300

"IF IT WON'T RUN AFTER YOU THROW IT ACROSS THE ROOM FROM FRUSTRATION... IT WOULD NOT SURVIVE A WEEK ...MOST MACS SHOULD BE CONNECTED TO A WELDER. THE ONLY THING THAT SAVED THIS ONE IS A NOT QUITE SO CRAPPY OPERATING SYSTEM. I WOULD CONTEND THAT IF WERE RUNNING LINUX IT WOULD BE IN PERFECT CONDITION. OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE IS TRANSCENDENCE."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on Roadrunner Beware: Real-Life Crotch Rocket Spotted in the Wild

"I WOULD RIDE IT HERE OR THERE. SAY, I WOULD RIDE IT ANYWHERE. EXCEPT, MAYBE, HIROSHIMA, OR NAGASAKI."

LOLLYJOLLY commented on The Most Ghetto Car Stereo Ever Makes Duct Taped Windows Seem Classy

"TECH NOTE: A SIMPLE HOT KNIFE MOD TO THE TRAY WILL MAKE IT COMPATIBLE WITH 32 OZ."