<![CDATA[Comments from LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M]]> <![CDATA[Comments from LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Hover Boards, Holy Grails and TIE Fighters Fill Hollywood Prop Auction's Geek Memorabilia Motherlode]]> @Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!:

We are in a Nerdgasam post, and I was referring to fitting into the costume, since some people want to wear their props! Also, the fact they sell Magneto + Rogue as a pair is strange ergo twisted! At anyrate I think Giz was more upset about blatant sexual banter.

Also given that a recent comment thread (link below) was deemed acceptable I think the brave new giz rules have gone totally out the window. Even though I'm following them.

[gizmodo.com]

I rest my case.

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Hover Boards, Holy Grails and TIE Fighters Fill Hollywood Prop Auction's Geek Memorabilia Motherlode]]> @Log1c:

Ya but you can be Magneto and you can find yourself a very petite girl to "play" with you as Rogue...

Wow, that sounds really twisted....sign me up! That is, to watch. I don't think I'm Anna Paquine sized.....specially the mammeries...

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on More Signs of New Apple Notebooks Surface]]> @sototallycarl:

Are you kidding me? You are comparing a desktop to a laptop? Clearly you are not an engineer. The fact that they can pack so much power into so little space is the impressive and also the expensive part. People make power+price for size trade offs all the time.

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Hover Boards, Holy Grails and TIE Fighters Fill Hollywood Prop Auction's Geek Memorabilia Motherlode]]> How did everyone miss the Magneto + Rogue costume combo (1013)? Also, who is gonna buy the Daredevil costume? Also, Ben Affleck's head must be huge because the guy modeling the mask looks like a kid trying on his daddy's mask. Very sad to see the only ST:TNG girl costume was Troi's from ST:X, sheesh. Also 1063 complete hero costume from 300 is hot, I'm think role play! Also how did they not show the *original* Superman costume used in Superman 1+2 in this article? Also not the I'm religious or anything but how on earth were the original 10 commandments on the stones held by Charlton Heston not gone yet?

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Hover Boards, Holy Grails and TIE Fighters Fill Hollywood Prop Auction's Geek Memorabilia Motherlode]]> I *must* have Frank the Bunny. I can't believe they called him "Frank the Rabbit". Blasphemy. If I get it, I don't even know if I will be able to open the box, that mask is so frackin' scary. Well worth 12k.

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Nerdgasm: <i>Watchmen</i> Trailer Hits Web a Day Early]]> @Hat Trick:

Bwahhaha, summarize The Wacthmen? You must be joking.

This is the best graphic novel of all time. Read it. It can't be summarized. Its on Times top 100 books of all time. Thats right, included with famous novels. Its amazing. Read it.

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Nerdgasm: <i>Watchmen</i> Trailer Hits Web a Day Early]]> Nerdgasam + orgasm! Dr. Manhattan looks so HOT! They better have him anatomically correct like in the book! Oh I read this so many times....and Silk Spectrec, what can I say...that is the sexiest outfit ever wow!

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Antique Pocket Watch Hides Tiny Pistol]]> @noshidin:

Oh my lord! Another girl that under stands penis and testicle torture (we are not allowed to say c*ck and ba*ls in context).

Welcome!

@scarbrtj: Ok, coming from a doctor I sure this would do serious damage. Thanks for the info.

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Two-Foot-Tall Motorized Lego Windmill Set]]> Sorry people its a Vestas only set made for the company and will not be available for public release.

See here:[www.eurobricks.com]

Yes. I'm *crying*. I say we sign a petition and get this set built! Or at least publish instructions! Very nice that LEGO made this set and may consider making something similar for the public! Otherwise, how do I bribe a Vestas employee? Otherwise I will be dreaming of my *official* LEGO Taj Mahal that is going to be released oh and the new Death Star!

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Penis Builder Brings Wrong Images, Potential Fatal Accidents - NSFW]]> Benny, your penis scares me. Please. You are huge! You are a Jewish mutant. I think I would die and not be able to walk for weeks if ever. How many girls have told you that you are *just too big*? Normally I am a multiple round kinda girl but now really, how did Tracie make it? Painkillers? This adds a whole new dimension to Benny in the bathtub. Wow.

@infmom:

Not a size queen...

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Microsoft E3 Liveblog]]> @impreza:

The words I have always wanted to hear, welcome!

When it comes to Kotaku, I try to listen to C3P0's advice and and "Let the Wookiee win" lest I be torn limb from limb over there.

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Official Rock Band 2 Track List (Plus Carry Over "Most" of Rock Band's Disc Tracks!)]]> I waiting for Jason Chen's Cock Band 2. AVN 2009 FTW!

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on UPDATE: Steve Wozniak (With Posse) <em>Has Space Saved In Line</em> at San Jose iPhone 3G Launch]]> You know, if he did skip the line I would not care. I mean you have tons of Apple fanboys that would harass the guy to no end. He'd stand and be bombarded by press. There might be a security issue. Someone who wants to hurt or kidnap Woz, who knows. I know some asshole might respond to this notion as ridiculous, but the guy is a genius, a billionaire and funny as hell. Also, as the update shows every true fanboy would have respect for Woz and would be happy to let him go in first. I mean, I know I would be thrilled to let him go in front of me! I sure Apple would have given him one but what is nice about Woz is he is not super stuck up and will go and buy one just like everyone else.

Now Scoble....wtf?

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Lego Minifig Ice Pop Mold Makes Something Cool Even Cooler]]> I am pretty obsessed with minifigs but, when I originally saw these, the location an size of the errrr, plastic stick, made them looked like they were being violated by an elephant. Well to be more exact, a LEGO elephant if they were anatomically correct. I much prefer the brick ones that Curves desires + Purple Dave pointed out since they don't bring horrifying images to mind.

@Purple Dave:

Well if we are talkin' about LEGO I don't think the Mr. Freeze Minifig is half bad! I know you don't like they Harley Quinn fig but I think she is quite sexy with her smirk and I always enjoy when minfigs also have the design/color/whatever you wanna call it on the back. She is not as sexy as the Catwoman minifig I have though...

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Yes, We Are Painfully Aware That Your Blenders Will Easily Pulp an iPhone 3G To Bits Thank You Very Much For Asking Again]]> @Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!:

Oh Kaiser you are too funny. Anyways, a great way to hold us over until they fire up the LHC. Blending the Blender would have just as high of a chance of creating a black hole!

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on The Bible(s) Hits the iPhone]]> @ps61318:

Ok, the translation comes from this version of the Bible:

Holy Bible: New Living Translation
By Tyndale House Publishers

You can read the whole Bible under Google Book Search.

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on The Bible(s) Hits the iPhone]]> @ps61318:

My point to Carmen was that it was not meant to be humorous. Also there a ton of translations from the bible. At any rate, I think the main point should be that *some* things may have changed. Like view slavery and punishment for "sins". Any religious text should be used as a guide and acceptance for good people is quite important. In this case acceptance for homosexuals.

Please don't go crazy on me! You know I mean well! There are gory scenes in most religious texts that have no place in the modern world. One must be able to differentiate was was acceptable in ancient times from what has a place today. Ok, go back to your mid-night challah bread with butter snack (like me) and relax! You know you are the expert on these matters, because your dedication is stronger then mine.

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on The Bible(s) Hits the iPhone]]> @nobody makes carmen bleed her own blood:

That is not a comic, that *is* the bible. Someone wanted to get people into reading it, so they did the whole bible in LEGO. The words the LEGOs are saying are exact quotes from the bible. The makers of the "Brick Testament" not only did the 10 commandments and "pristine" stuff, they did all of the stories. The point of my post is that *rape* and *incest* are not *consistently* condemned in the bible, is really really bad a bit ironic.

This is not meant to be funny at all. It was to show Rabid Penguin that his anti-homosexual stance is ridiculous. You see the irony? If you read through the thread you will understand the full meaning and that it was meant to be horrifying.

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on iPhone App Review Marathon Liveblog]]> So since BLam didn't partake in the watergun bukkake Frooch sends him a sketch of a "male genitalia" ejaculating?

Priceless.

Frooch, the bukkake innuendos have been great but this is a straight up obsession! Not that its a bad one...

Oh and I'm lovin' the reviews. Keep um comin'!

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on The Bible(s) Hits the iPhone]]> @Rabid Penguin:

Haha, I'm reading the Brick Testament. Yes its supposed to have a 2, but now really, the bible is very very dirty. Of course it has a lot of valuable information, but the vast dealings with rape, incest, prostitution, cutting babies in half etc is well...errr, scandalous?

Check it out:

[www.thebricktestament.com]

@mildretard: Why thank you!

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on The Bible(s) Hits the iPhone]]> @Rabid Penguin: Ok: So. This is more to you liking? From Samuel 13:1-21 where David's Son Rapes David's Daughter.


Samuel 13:21

But he did not punish his son Amnon, because he loved him, for he was his firstborn.

The End.

]]> <![CDATA[LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M commented on Late Arrivals Might Get Stuck With White iPhones]]> The store is at fault, they should put up a sign if they are out of a particular color. The line is long enough anyways!

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