<![CDATA[Comments from Monty]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Monty]]> http://gizmodo.com/people/Monty http://gizmodo.com/people/Monty Monty commented on Guitar Hero: On Tour DS Bundle Coming in June The perfect gift for all of those people that think the original Guitar Hero guitar was too similar to playing an actual guitar.

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http://gizmodo.com/389153/guitar-hero-on-tour-ds-bundle-coming-in-june#c5627027 http://gizmodo.com/389153/guitar-hero-on-tour-ds-bundle-coming-in-june#c5627027 Fri, 09 May 2008 18:25:16 EDT
Monty commented on RC Beer Cooler Robot Now Available For Pre-Order When I am so drunk I can not get off my lazy ass to grab a beer, I am definitely too drunk to be driving an RC beer cooler -- serious alcohol abuse when that sucker tips over. It is best to leave alcohol retrieval to the experts. Your wife and kids.

(Ow! Honey, it is just a joke!)

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Monty commented on How Would You Kill This DS? @whiteknight: I would hand it to my six year old daughter. She would think it is beautiful and love me forever for giving it to her, but I also know she would destroy it within a week.

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http://gizmodo.com/389095/how-would-you-kill-this-ds#c5626921 http://gizmodo.com/389095/how-would-you-kill-this-ds#c5626921 Fri, 09 May 2008 18:19:58 EDT
Monty commented on SIMable May Be Easiest Way to Unlock 3G GSM Phones I am more interested in how this idea was discovered. Did someone just get so upset one day they took a hole punch to their SIM and then said 'Eureka'?

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http://gizmodo.com/388406/simable-may-be-easiest-way-to-unlock-3g-gsm-phones#c5592063 http://gizmodo.com/388406/simable-may-be-easiest-way-to-unlock-3g-gsm-phones#c5592063 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:29:08 EDT
Monty commented on Charred Hard Drive from Space Shuttle Columbia Recovered (Best Data Rescue Ever?) I hope they consider switching to flash memory in the future.

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http://gizmodo.com/388465/charred-hard-drive-from-space-shuttle-columbia-recovered-best-data-rescue-ever#c5591851 http://gizmodo.com/388465/charred-hard-drive-from-space-shuttle-columbia-recovered-best-data-rescue-ever#c5591851 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:22:04 EDT
Monty commented on What Would You Like Giz to Explain? How do the Democrats manage to screw up every presidential campaign they touch?

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http://gizmodo.com/388098/what-would-you-like-giz-to-explain#c5574915 http://gizmodo.com/388098/what-would-you-like-giz-to-explain#c5574915 Wed, 07 May 2008 14:32:35 EDT
Monty commented on PlayStation 3 Surpasses Xbox 360 In Europe I may be very wrong, but as I understood it, the PS3 is selling better than the Xbox 360 in nearly every place but America, including world-wide. The Xbox is an American game machine, and that is about it.

Not that there is anything wrong with that, since we (obviously) do live in America. But, even here the PS3 (as I understand it) is rapidly catching up with Xbox sales.

Clearly, Microsoft is not going anywhere, so who is selling the most systems is a pointless discussion. But, as far as I can tell, the Xbox 360 is already in third place and, the Wii is still kicking everyone's hind quarters.

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http://gizmodo.com/387973/playstation-3-surpasses-xbox-360-in-europe#c5574648 http://gizmodo.com/387973/playstation-3-surpasses-xbox-360-in-europe#c5574648 Wed, 07 May 2008 14:24:24 EDT
Monty commented on Sprint Spending $100 Million to Kick iPhone in the Nuts (iPhone Wearing Cup) This is the right move for Sprint, once you get past the fact that it will not stop Apple.

First, the only thing anyone hears about Sprint is negative. But, if you have a massive advertising campaign on the heels of the WiMax announcements, you are at least letting the world know you are still alive. However, it also shows that Sprint is willing to go toe to toe against the Apple reality distortion field. While they will not be successful in stopping any 3G iPhone sales, they will be successful in planting a seed that the iPhone is not as amazing as everyone says. Once again, it won't stop the sales, but in the interest of competition, it is a good seed to plant, especially from a company that we already wrote off as dead.

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http://gizmodo.com/388086/sprint-spending-100-million-to-kick-iphone-in-the-nuts-iphone-wearing-cup#c5574030 http://gizmodo.com/388086/sprint-spending-100-million-to-kick-iphone-in-the-nuts-iphone-wearing-cup#c5574030 Wed, 07 May 2008 14:03:46 EDT
Monty commented on WiMax Just Might Make It: Sprint's WiMax and Clearwire Officially Merge For me, the problem was never WiMax, but Sprint. We have employees in Anchorage using WiMax for their broadband internet, and it is top-notch. Now that Sprint realized that they have no choice but to go 'all in', they appear to be making the right decisions.

Good for them.

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http://gizmodo.com/388132/wimax-just-might-make-it-sprints-wimax-and-clearwire-officially-merge#c5573745 http://gizmodo.com/388132/wimax-just-might-make-it-sprints-wimax-and-clearwire-officially-merge#c5573745 Wed, 07 May 2008 13:54:40 EDT
Monty commented on Colbert says Zune Ownership Proof You're Crazy Hey, back when the Mac had 4% of the market share, I was calling Mac owners crazy. So, this makes perfect sense to me. The market has spoken, and anyone not buying into the monopoly is just plain nutty, right?

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http://gizmodo.com/387966/colbert-says-zune-ownership-proof-youre-crazy#c5567414 http://gizmodo.com/387966/colbert-says-zune-ownership-proof-youre-crazy#c5567414 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:12:55 EDT
Monty commented on Long Awaited Nokia E71 May Hit On May 8th Maybe it is just me, but pretty much every non-flip phone looks alike. Pick the number of buttons you want (1-45), color (as long as it is black or silver), your favorite manufacturer (RIM, Apple, Nokia, WiMo, Palm), and your least hated cell phone carrier, and you have your device. Thanks for shopping.

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http://gizmodo.com/387763/long-awaited-nokia-e71-may-hit-on-may-8th#c5556004 http://gizmodo.com/387763/long-awaited-nokia-e71-may-hit-on-may-8th#c5556004 Tue, 06 May 2008 17:46:32 EDT
Monty commented on Your PSP Doesn't Glow (Yet) Last I checked, night lights only cost a couple bucks.

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Monty commented on Question of the Day: Which Company Has The Worst Computer Tech Support? Wouldn't the company with the 'best tech support' be the company on this list that you own their products and have never had to call? The goal is to not have to call tech support, and if you had to, then the situation is already pear-shaped, IMHO.

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http://gizmodo.com/387703/question-of-the-day-which-company-has-the-worst-computer-tech-support#c5555790 http://gizmodo.com/387703/question-of-the-day-which-company-has-the-worst-computer-tech-support#c5555790 Tue, 06 May 2008 17:38:34 EDT
Monty commented on BlackBerry Niagara Full Specs Leaked (Has 3G After All) @scotth0: To be fair, the curve was not available for their network until recently, so it was not really a carrier choice. In addition, the 8830 is perfect for business in a curve-esque design and works on GSM networks and has been running happily on Verizon for a long time.

Damn it, am I defending a wireless carrier? I hate when I do that.

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http://gizmodo.com/387578/blackberry-niagara-full-specs-leaked-has-3g-after-all#c5545870 http://gizmodo.com/387578/blackberry-niagara-full-specs-leaked-has-3g-after-all#c5545870 Tue, 06 May 2008 12:15:48 EDT
Monty commented on Panasonic's DMP-BD50 Their First BD-Live Blu-ray Player Why does anyone bother making these things when Sony is undercutting them with the PS3 at $400? As long as the PS3 is at the same price or lower, these stand-alone players are silly. Perhaps the only thing that could compete is if Microsoft or Nintendo added a $200 BR plug-in for their game machines. Until then, Sony will dominate the hardware side of Blu-ray.

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http://gizmodo.com/387607/panasonics-dmp+bd50-their-first-bd+live-blu+ray-player#c5545707 http://gizmodo.com/387607/panasonics-dmp+bd50-their-first-bd+live-blu+ray-player#c5545707 Tue, 06 May 2008 12:10:25 EDT
Monty commented on Creative Releasing $100 Vado Video Camera? Poor video quality is the hallmark of YouTube, so this sounds perfect.

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Monty commented on Sprint Wants to Dump Nextel How will they break the news to her? Call her up on a push-to-talk phone, or maybe just send her a text message? Either way, Time Warner is watching closely to see how they could dump AOL.

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Monty commented on CNet Scoring System Analyzed; 70% of all gadgets between 6.0 and 7.9 Do you change the scale to represent the high quality of products out there today, or do you simply allow products to all score in the same general range?

The reason to change the scale is that, if everything scores between 5 and 8.9, that means that a seemingly small difference (7 versus 7.5) is actually over twice as large as it seems in the metrics.

The reason to not change the scale is that CNet relies on advertising to pay the bills, and this rating system makes everyone happy (more or less), even if it is less useful to their target audience.

Yes, I have over-analyzed something that nearly everyone concluded immediately will never be changed.

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http://gizmodo.com/387383/cnet-scoring-system-analyzed-70-of-all-gadgets-between-60-and-79#c5534526 http://gizmodo.com/387383/cnet-scoring-system-analyzed-70-of-all-gadgets-between-60-and-79#c5534526 Mon, 05 May 2008 18:22:54 EDT
Monty commented on Creative Clones the Flip Camcorder: Why the Hell Are They Calling It Vado? As long as it comes in the beautiful shade of pink, someone will buy it.

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Monty commented on Lenovo IdeaPad U110 Review (Verdict: Short Ride In A Reasonably-Paced Machine) Here I thought the MacBook Air was an overpriced POS. It still is, but Lenovo wants to take the prize.

A few years back we were all about desktop replacements, and making huge laptops. I just wish we could make up our mind.

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http://gizmodo.com/387199/lenovo-ideapad-u110-review-verdict-short-ride-in-a-reasonably+paced-machine#c5530997 http://gizmodo.com/387199/lenovo-ideapad-u110-review-verdict-short-ride-in-a-reasonably+paced-machine#c5530997 Mon, 05 May 2008 16:02:40 EDT
Monty commented on Video: Zune Multiplayer Games In Action Microsoft finally has an Xbox portable, and it appears to already have more games than the PSP.

(Yes, I am a PSP owner that is just bitter that I still do not have Gran Turismo for it.)

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http://gizmodo.com/387305/video-zune-multiplayer-games-in-action#c5530834 http://gizmodo.com/387305/video-zune-multiplayer-games-in-action#c5530834 Mon, 05 May 2008 15:57:57 EDT
Monty commented on Eagle With Prosthetic Beak Will Be Better, Stronger, Faster What HMO does this bird belong to? I need to switch my plan.

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Monty commented on The Wii Pole Dancing Game is Really Coming So, does player 2 get to decide the amount of dollars, er, I mean "points" that player 1 gets?

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http://gizmodo.com/387152/the-wii-pole-dancing-game-is-really-coming#c5526190 http://gizmodo.com/387152/the-wii-pole-dancing-game-is-really-coming#c5526190 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:29:03 EDT
Monty commented on iPhone 2.0 Firmware Will Have Handwriting Recognition, Go to Japan and China? Nifty. It's the Newton, only prettier.

I am not certain I even remember how to write anymore. I probably need to go back to kindergarten if this is the direction technology is going (again).

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http://gizmodo.com/387188/iphone-20-firmware-will-have-handwriting-recognition-go-to-japan-and-china#c5526117 http://gizmodo.com/387188/iphone-20-firmware-will-have-handwriting-recognition-go-to-japan-and-china#c5526117 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:26:26 EDT
Monty commented on Nokia's Plan to Conquer the U.S.: Product Spam Great news for those who prefer quantity over quality.

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http://gizmodo.com/387177/nokias-plan-to-conquer-the-us-product-spam#c5525929 http://gizmodo.com/387177/nokias-plan-to-conquer-the-us-product-spam#c5525929 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:20:04 EDT
Monty commented on Rumor: T-Mobile Lusting To Buy Sprint The number one problem with Sprint is not their technology (despite the fact it should be). The main problem is their customer service. So, the question is:

What happens when you mix the best customer service with the worst? Do you get mediocrity, excellence, or a crapification of all things human related?

T-Mobile needs to do this so we can find out the answer.

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http://gizmodo.com/387035/rumor-t+mobile-lusting-to-buy-sprint#c5522182 http://gizmodo.com/387035/rumor-t+mobile-lusting-to-buy-sprint#c5522182 Mon, 05 May 2008 10:48:07 EDT
Monty commented on Nine Inch Nails Releases Free Album In High Definition Audio @Dirk: Whether we want to admit it or not, there is a large number of human beings (insert your guess of the percentage) that will take the 'free' option and justify it to themselves by saying they do not want to support X company. The fact is, if you do not like the tactics of the RIAA -- then do not consume music. That will have a more profound impact than breaking copyrights. But, many people are not willing to give anything up -- and they have a great justification for their deeds.

All that said -- kudos to NIN for allowing us to get their music and bucking the RIAA. It is nice when we can have our cake and ravenously consume it.

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http://gizmodo.com/387065/nine-inch-nails-releases-free-album-in-high-definition-audio#c5522092 http://gizmodo.com/387065/nine-inch-nails-releases-free-album-in-high-definition-audio#c5522092 Mon, 05 May 2008 10:42:52 EDT
Monty commented on Surprise! Psystar Tech Support Gets Off To a Shaky Start In Summary:
Someone bought something for next to nothing and expected to actually get something, but got nothing.

Apple should do whatever they can to keep this company a-float. They are a living example of what happens to you when you mess with the big fruit.

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http://gizmodo.com/386630/surprise-psystar-tech-support-gets-off-to-a-shaky-start#c5500486 http://gizmodo.com/386630/surprise-psystar-tech-support-gets-off-to-a-shaky-start#c5500486 Fri, 02 May 2008 15:34:01 EDT
Monty commented on BlackBerry Kickstart Launching on T-Mobile, Less Ugly Than Suspected It's like the girl next door. She isn't ugly, can do the job, and I will probably end up marrying her.

But, there is that hot new chick moving in next door in a couple months that is called 'the second coming'. Tough to keep your eyes off her.

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http://gizmodo.com/386615/blackberry-kickstart-launching-on-t+mobile-less-ugly-than-suspected#c5500319 http://gizmodo.com/386615/blackberry-kickstart-launching-on-t+mobile-less-ugly-than-suspected#c5500319 Fri, 02 May 2008 15:26:42 EDT
Monty commented on The Alphagrip Handheld PC is Ergonomically Insane If you took the most difficult device imaginable to use, and the most ergonomically correct device possible, they both would end up looking exactly like this.

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Monty commented on Amazon Sues New York to Stop Collecting Sales Tax @zenpoet:
don't most states have the law that you need to pay sales tax on everything you purchase, including items from the web, but it is on a person to submit the appropriate taxes

Correct. Nearly every state that has a sales tax requires this. And, I suspect at least 0.0001% of the population of those states actually does it.

To be fair, businesses generally have to do it since they are audited annually. However, personal purchases are almost never reported, but legally we are supposed to be doing just that.

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Monty commented on Amazon Sues New York to Stop Collecting Sales Tax @Curves:
I hope you all realize while fighting back and forth about conservative/liberal/demo/publican the actual evil of corruption and theft are running loose and destroying our country.

You are talking about Miley Cirus, right? I thought so. I never trusted that "Nobody's Perfect" chick.

Listen, Curves.. Do not try to bring common sense and objectivity into this discussion. Next you know we will all be thinking for ourselves, and, frankly -- we can not afford to have that happen.

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Monty commented on Alleged 3G iPhone Looks Like Le Fake, Le Merde Sure, normally when I see a POS like this, I immediately think Apple. However, it was nice of them to print iPhone on the back so we could be certain.

Take that, Apple lovers! Your company makes crap! Ha! (Even though your company has nothing to do with this.)

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Monty commented on My 15-Monitor Setup Sure Makes Up for My Lousy Childhood! A perfect fit for my five trillion column spreadsheet I am working on.

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Monty commented on Fresnel Telescope Will Spot M-Class Planets 30 Light Years Away Seems like a lot of work just to find new Netflix customers.

Joking aside, it does sounds ridiculously complicated to pull off.

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Monty commented on JVC Makes First Super Hi-Vision Display, 16 Times Full HD Resolution I can barely tell the difference between 1080i and 1080p, and now we have 4320p? Clearly I am getting too old for this stuff.

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Monty commented on Robot Enslaves Another Robot, Humans Next Poor, Martha. Butt of every cooking joke, jail time, and now the inevitable comparison to robots taking over the world. She must have known it was coming, but it is still sad to see it come to pass.

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http://gizmodo.com/386465/robot-enslaves-another-robot-humans-next#c5491915 http://gizmodo.com/386465/robot-enslaves-another-robot-humans-next#c5491915 Fri, 02 May 2008 10:00:00 EDT
Monty commented on Army Plans Swarms of Military Bug-Robots, Bringing Sci-Fi to Life Right. That sounds like it is worth 38 million to me.

(Does anyone audit our defense department, aside from, you know, the defense department?)

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Monty commented on Iron Man Review (Verdict: 126 Minutes of Gadget Porn) Damn it, Giz! Why did you have to tell me it has gadgets in it? Now the movie is ruined. Golly gee, guys. Thanks a lot. Way to ruin Mandatory_Field's birthday.

(Happy Birthday!)

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Monty commented on Stealth Safari Update for Windows Was Super Effective, Tripled Marketshare Apple can sneak it on to every computer in the world.. It still will not change the fact that it sucks.

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http://gizmodo.com/386407/stealth-safari-update-for-windows-was-super-effective-tripled-marketshare#c5488341 http://gizmodo.com/386407/stealth-safari-update-for-windows-was-super-effective-tripled-marketshare#c5488341 Thu, 01 May 2008 23:45:40 EDT