<![CDATA[Comments from Cordfucious]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Cordfucious]]> http://gizmodo.com/people/One2ManyCords http://gizmodo.com/people/One2ManyCords Cordfucious commented on Reader of the Month: Dr. Francisco Gómez Bravo @shamoononon: nah i was getting more of a syphilis vibe from him

]]> http://gizmodo.com/391207/reader-of-the-month-dr-francisco-gmez-bravo#c5749297 http://gizmodo.com/391207/reader-of-the-month-dr-francisco-gmez-bravo#c5749297 Fri, 16 May 2008 20:46:14 EDT Cordfucious commented on HTC Touch Diamond Unboxed, Looks Diamondy @scott-e: umm NO my son that would be HTC.

Sexy is the the phone of the mineral nomenclature. For Americans it is not of the economicly thrifty family. Will wait for the import to land in the temple

Cordfucious

SHO NUFF, RIGHT ON!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/391383/htc-touch-diamond-unboxed-looks-diamondy#c5746185 http://gizmodo.com/391383/htc-touch-diamond-unboxed-looks-diamondy#c5746185 Fri, 16 May 2008 17:26:49 EDT Cordfucious commented on Alienware: Gaming PCs Are Hitting a Performance Wall just purchase a console my sons.

sho nuff, right on

]]> http://gizmodo.com/391017/alienware-gaming-pcs-are-hitting-a-performance-wall#c5728050 http://gizmodo.com/391017/alienware-gaming-pcs-are-hitting-a-performance-wall#c5728050 Thu, 15 May 2008 21:13:23 EDT Cordfucious commented on Magnetic BBQ Tool Light Brightens Up Your Beef Pointless is the tool that is to be used after the expired time of day for said activity.

Grilling is for the outdoors during the lighting of the earth, and thing else is just cooking in vain.

Yes children there is a difference

Sho Nuff Right On!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390991/magnetic-bbq-tool-light-brightens-up-your-beef#c5727565 http://gizmodo.com/390991/magnetic-bbq-tool-light-brightens-up-your-beef#c5727565 Thu, 15 May 2008 20:32:20 EDT Cordfucious commented on iPod, Sony Ericsson Phones Appear in Metal Gear Solid 4; No Xbox 360s to be Found Master Snake say it isn't so.

I feel the flames of war kindling in the minds of fanboys everywhere.

May this be a peaceful post.

Sho Nuff, Right On!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390981/ipod-sony-ericsson-phones-appear-in-metal-gear-solid-4-no-xbox-360s-to-be-found#c5726406 http://gizmodo.com/390981/ipod-sony-ericsson-phones-appear-in-metal-gear-solid-4-no-xbox-360s-to-be-found#c5726406 Thu, 15 May 2008 19:20:32 EDT Cordfucious commented on Folding "Notebook" Grill (For Mobile Meat) For the true masters of the grill this is not suffcient space to make a serious culinary contribution.

@carmen89: but this would be nice to use before a game at the Big House

Silicone Handles would have been a nice touch though

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390939/folding-notebook-grill-for-mobile-meat#c5724003 http://gizmodo.com/390939/folding-notebook-grill-for-mobile-meat#c5724003 Thu, 15 May 2008 17:21:31 EDT Cordfucious commented on What Gadget Can You Not Live Without, Even for a Day? @carmen89: Real Men can kill with their eyes, yet bring life with them as well. Only real mean can wield the power to do both simultaneously. [Being very romantic]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390624/what-gadget-can-you-not-live-without-even-for-a-day#c5704215 http://gizmodo.com/390624/what-gadget-can-you-not-live-without-even-for-a-day#c5704215 Wed, 14 May 2008 20:36:52 EDT Cordfucious commented on What Gadget Can You Not Live Without, Even for a Day? @Ken_Darrow: to you son I gift a flame retardant suit. You will need it.
I too love my Zune. Also forgot to mention my newly purchased moleskine softcover.

Sho Nuff, Right On!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390624/what-gadget-can-you-not-live-without-even-for-a-day#c5704159 http://gizmodo.com/390624/what-gadget-can-you-not-live-without-even-for-a-day#c5704159 Wed, 14 May 2008 20:35:01 EDT Cordfucious commented on Junk Computers Could Fuel Cars One Day: Holding Breath...Now @92BuickLeSabre: You sir are at the level of comedic posting nirvana that I aspire to attain

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390546/junk-computers-could-fuel-cars-one-day-holding-breathnow#c5703668 http://gizmodo.com/390546/junk-computers-could-fuel-cars-one-day-holding-breathnow#c5703668 Wed, 14 May 2008 20:17:06 EDT Cordfucious commented on ASIMO Robot 'Conducts' Detroit Symphony Orchestra @carmen89: Deal. It could be worse... you could reside in ypsillant [sic]or Flint.

Notice the lowercase Y...LOL

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390568/asimo-robot-conducts-detroit-symphony-orchestra#c5703610 http://gizmodo.com/390568/asimo-robot-conducts-detroit-symphony-orchestra#c5703610 Wed, 14 May 2008 20:15:03 EDT Cordfucious commented on What Gadget Can You Not Live Without, Even for a Day? Laptop is essential for any travel outside of the temple walls. Gotta keep linked up with my Monks in the Hood..

Sho Nuff, Right On!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390624/what-gadget-can-you-not-live-without-even-for-a-day#c5703448 http://gizmodo.com/390624/what-gadget-can-you-not-live-without-even-for-a-day#c5703448 Wed, 14 May 2008 20:09:12 EDT Cordfucious commented on ASIMO Robot 'Conducts' Detroit Symphony Orchestra @carmen89: The pinacle of nefarious activity it has become. As a former resident of the recently submerged city of new orlantis (new orleans).... you do not obtain that level of infamy unwarranted.

And its not THAT bad....I am fond of Wayne Co. and Windsor, Canada.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390568/asimo-robot-conducts-detroit-symphony-orchestra#c5703254 http://gizmodo.com/390568/asimo-robot-conducts-detroit-symphony-orchestra#c5703254 Wed, 14 May 2008 19:59:37 EDT Cordfucious commented on Official Indiana Jones Fedora Available Now For Nerds Everywhere @yanni85: Youngblood... you have attained the next level of spritual stylistics. You've got the glow.

Who's the master.... FU-CIOUS!

Right On! Sho Nuff!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390502/official-indiana-jones-fedora-available-now-for-nerds-everywhere#c5703112 http://gizmodo.com/390502/official-indiana-jones-fedora-available-now-for-nerds-everywhere#c5703112 Wed, 14 May 2008 19:53:21 EDT Cordfucious commented on Official Indiana Jones Fedora Available Now For Nerds Everywhere @92BuickLeSabre: It is dug youngblood!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390502/official-indiana-jones-fedora-available-now-for-nerds-everywhere#c5702858 http://gizmodo.com/390502/official-indiana-jones-fedora-available-now-for-nerds-everywhere#c5702858 Wed, 14 May 2008 19:41:29 EDT Cordfucious commented on Official Indiana Jones Fedora Available Now For Nerds Everywhere In the African-American diaspora, during "sunday's best", you will find the elder statesmen "rocking" the fedora in every imaginable hue know to man.

Cordfucious

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390502/official-indiana-jones-fedora-available-now-for-nerds-everywhere#c5702032 http://gizmodo.com/390502/official-indiana-jones-fedora-available-now-for-nerds-everywhere#c5702032 Wed, 14 May 2008 19:01:21 EDT Cordfucious commented on ASIMO Robot 'Conducts' Detroit Symphony Orchestra Brave is the soul of the robotic being that ventures in to the Motor City at night. His weapon, he should keep, to ward away the attempted copulations by data messaging from the Black Irish "Head" of Metropolis

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390568/asimo-robot-conducts-detroit-symphony-orchestra#c5701947 http://gizmodo.com/390568/asimo-robot-conducts-detroit-symphony-orchestra#c5701947 Wed, 14 May 2008 18:57:08 EDT Cordfucious commented on MSI Wind Gets Final Specs, Packs an Atom @nutbastard: For you my son they make usb sticks of the blinking cyan to "dongle" from its side..for your nefarious undertakings.

Go with 'Fucious....be at peace

Cordfucious

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390414/msi-wind-gets-final-specs-packs-an-atom#c5701617 http://gizmodo.com/390414/msi-wind-gets-final-specs-packs-an-atom#c5701617 Wed, 14 May 2008 18:39:18 EDT Cordfucious commented on Data-Sucking CSI Stick a Low-Down, Dirty, Rotten Kinda Thing @GeekyNerdGuy: You my son have reached the next level of Pimp Nirvana....go with Bishop Majic Don Juan...be at peace.

Whores who dip duplex are bound to have biologial sewage. Test my son for the gift that keeps on giving

Cordfucious

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390265/data+sucking-csi-stick-a-low+down-dirty-rotten-kinda-thing#c5701460 http://gizmodo.com/390265/data+sucking-csi-stick-a-low+down-dirty-rotten-kinda-thing#c5701460 Wed, 14 May 2008 18:31:09 EDT Cordfucious commented on Rumor: T-Mobile Will Allow Blocking of Text Messages, Maybe Calls @RoscoPeeholePain: is there anyway i can get an invite for GrandCentral....

PLEASE!!!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390474/rumor-t+mobile-will-allow-blocking-of-text-messages-maybe-calls#c5701254 http://gizmodo.com/390474/rumor-t+mobile-will-allow-blocking-of-text-messages-maybe-calls#c5701254 Wed, 14 May 2008 18:20:19 EDT Cordfucious commented on Taser Tape Turns Anything Into a Taser, Like Riot Shields or Underpants @Cordfucious: shouldn't

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390086/taser-tape-turns-anything-into-a-taser-like-riot-shields-or-underpants#c5680176 http://gizmodo.com/390086/taser-tape-turns-anything-into-a-taser-like-riot-shields-or-underpants#c5680176 Tue, 13 May 2008 19:55:32 EDT Cordfucious commented on R2-D2 Cake Brings Balance to the Force, Dorkiness to Wedding @Jesus Diaz: the lord giveth and the lord taketh away..

Thank you Jesus...!!!

LOL

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389413/r2+d2-cake-brings-balance-to-the-force-dorkiness-to-wedding#c5680161 http://gizmodo.com/389413/r2+d2-cake-brings-balance-to-the-force-dorkiness-to-wedding#c5680161 Tue, 13 May 2008 19:54:40 EDT Cordfucious commented on Taser Tape Turns Anything Into a Taser, Like Riot Shields or Underpants I am deeply troubled with this neo-cattle prodding. Ones loins or body should be subjected to the vigorous testosterone laden, homo-erotic fantasies of a rouge individual.

And I wish you a simple and painfully embarrassing death Harris County Constables Pct. 5

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390086/taser-tape-turns-anything-into-a-taser-like-riot-shields-or-underpants#c5679544 http://gizmodo.com/390086/taser-tape-turns-anything-into-a-taser-like-riot-shields-or-underpants#c5679544 Tue, 13 May 2008 19:18:44 EDT Cordfucious commented on High-Pressure Tooth Spray Cleans Teeth With Water, Not Bristles @bosskev: you sir are wise

One would have to ask.. Doesnt this exist in this realm as the Waterpik.

Cordfucious

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390062/high+pressure-tooth-spray-cleans-teeth-with-water-not-bristles#c5678421 http://gizmodo.com/390062/high+pressure-tooth-spray-cleans-teeth-with-water-not-bristles#c5678421 Tue, 13 May 2008 18:20:42 EDT Cordfucious commented on Xbox 360 Slim Might Come in 2009? Things that could be accomplished in the first phases of life should be done then and not procrastinated into the twilight years of existence.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/390095/xbox-360-slim-might-come-in-2009#c5677900 http://gizmodo.com/390095/xbox-360-slim-might-come-in-2009#c5677900 Tue, 13 May 2008 17:58:47 EDT Cordfucious commented on Zune Hits 2 Million Sales, Drinks Creative's Milkshake @iomatic: Cordfucious say those with the advantage of his home nirvana shall always rise. No one can stop the CP3. Ask the frenchman.

The Hive shall rise again

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389668/zune-hits-2-million-sales-drinks-creatives-milkshake#c5660036 http://gizmodo.com/389668/zune-hits-2-million-sales-drinks-creatives-milkshake#c5660036 Mon, 12 May 2008 22:32:59 EDT Cordfucious commented on Hardbox External Hard Drive Hides Your Illiteracy With a Book Called Hardbox @shamoononon: Dog who masticates his feces is in need of guidance and counseling not confusion

Cordfucious

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389678/hardbox-external-hard-drive-hides-your-illiteracy-with-a-book-called-hardbox#c5658615 http://gizmodo.com/389678/hardbox-external-hard-drive-hides-your-illiteracy-with-a-book-called-hardbox#c5658615 Mon, 12 May 2008 20:33:53 EDT Cordfucious commented on Dealzmodo: Wal-Mart Spotted Offering Funai NB500 Blu-Ray Players For $298 @Reiji: Yes my child, Cordfucious is wise to this fact, but this model is not supportive of the burnt disk format...its chi is out alignment with its chackras...

Cordfucious says, PS3 is the enlightend path to 1080p nirvana

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389681/dealzmodo-wal+mart-spotted-offering-funai-nb500-blu+ray-players-for-298#c5657053 http://gizmodo.com/389681/dealzmodo-wal+mart-spotted-offering-funai-nb500-blu+ray-players-for-298#c5657053 Mon, 12 May 2008 18:56:43 EDT Cordfucious commented on Gadget Turns Your Water Bottle Into a Portable Shower One who showers with 16.9-20oz of water is unclean and need to be disposed of immediately

Cordfucious

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389664/gadget-turns-your-water-bottle-into-a-portable-shower#c5656980 http://gizmodo.com/389664/gadget-turns-your-water-bottle-into-a-portable-shower#c5656980 Mon, 12 May 2008 18:52:02 EDT Cordfucious commented on Hardbox External Hard Drive Hides Your Illiteracy With a Book Called Hardbox Cordfucious says: the box of hardness is ancient medicinal treatment for ED. Cordfucious says, a telephonic conversation with your local shaman to detrmine your sexual chi is needed

Contact a physcian for erections lasting longer than 4 hours....your penis will be eternally grateful

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389678/hardbox-external-hard-drive-hides-your-illiteracy-with-a-book-called-hardbox#c5656946 http://gizmodo.com/389678/hardbox-external-hard-drive-hides-your-illiteracy-with-a-book-called-hardbox#c5656946 Mon, 12 May 2008 18:49:52 EDT Cordfucious commented on Hardbox External Hard Drive Hides Your Illiteracy With a Book Called Hardbox @bosskev: that would be icedbox

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389678/hardbox-external-hard-drive-hides-your-illiteracy-with-a-book-called-hardbox#c5656846 http://gizmodo.com/389678/hardbox-external-hard-drive-hides-your-illiteracy-with-a-book-called-hardbox#c5656846 Mon, 12 May 2008 18:44:03 EDT Cordfucious commented on Preventing Bike Theft by Parking Bikes Up in the Air So for someone like I who is 6'5" this would pose no threat to me. Besides every tree has low hanging branches with fruit that is ready to be picked

Cordfucious

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389669/preventing-bike-theft-by-parking-bikes-up-in-the-air#c5655692 http://gizmodo.com/389669/preventing-bike-theft-by-parking-bikes-up-in-the-air#c5655692 Mon, 12 May 2008 17:38:51 EDT Cordfucious commented on Zune Hits 2 Million Sales, Drinks Creative's Milkshake One who walks the slow and steady pace can enjoy the view and meet the people the swift and nimble left behind with their ever changing models

Cordfucious

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389668/zune-hits-2-million-sales-drinks-creatives-milkshake#c5655470 http://gizmodo.com/389668/zune-hits-2-million-sales-drinks-creatives-milkshake#c5655470 Mon, 12 May 2008 17:27:53 EDT Cordfucious commented on Dealzmodo: Wal-Mart Spotted Offering Funai NB500 Blu-Ray Players For $298 Cordfucious says its unwise to buy anything with out LAN. Firmware updates abound

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389681/dealzmodo-wal+mart-spotted-offering-funai-nb500-blu+ray-players-for-298#c5655224 http://gizmodo.com/389681/dealzmodo-wal+mart-spotted-offering-funai-nb500-blu+ray-players-for-298#c5655224 Mon, 12 May 2008 17:17:47 EDT Cordfucious commented on Question of the Day: How Much Was Your Electricity Bill Last Month? @GeekyNerdGuy: Direct Energy has a sliding scale that I am not too fond of. It was 90 here today (Westhimer & Hwy 6) and not getting any cooler. Try not running a/c in Houston and you will spontaneously combust.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388686/question-of-the-day-how-much-was-your-electricity-bill-last-month#c5609760 http://gizmodo.com/388686/question-of-the-day-how-much-was-your-electricity-bill-last-month#c5609760 Fri, 09 May 2008 00:28:48 EDT Cordfucious commented on RIAA Tech Chief: DRM Not Dead, Will Become More Powerful than You Can Possibly Imagine @ideaman2020: that was supposed to be

This is a CD...
It is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
Not as random and clumsy as an MP3, a more elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388648/riaa-tech-chief-drm-not-dead-will-become-more-powerful-than-you-can-possibly-imagine#c5609294 http://gizmodo.com/388648/riaa-tech-chief-drm-not-dead-will-become-more-powerful-than-you-can-possibly-imagine#c5609294 Thu, 08 May 2008 23:42:40 EDT Cordfucious commented on Create Perfect Ice Spheres For Perfect Cocktails @carmen89: Woman with large oral orifice and accompanying skill set is always welcome in the temple.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388602/create-perfect-ice-spheres-for-perfect-cocktails#c5609211 http://gizmodo.com/388602/create-perfect-ice-spheres-for-perfect-cocktails#c5609211 Thu, 08 May 2008 23:36:05 EDT Cordfucious commented on Does This Finger Sized Tube Carry The Secrets of the Big Bang? "Scientists also believe that when two large, planar bodies, referred to as branes, collide in the universe, they release enough energy to create a rapid expansion that can spawn a new universe "

Cordfucious says that's pregnancy.

Moral: Branes make the world go round..

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388771/does-this-finger-sized-tube-carry-the-secrets-of-the-big-bang#c5608987 http://gizmodo.com/388771/does-this-finger-sized-tube-carry-the-secrets-of-the-big-bang#c5608987 Thu, 08 May 2008 23:17:33 EDT Cordfucious commented on Create Perfect Ice Spheres For Perfect Cocktails @carmen89: you my dear are at the top of the lifelong friend list

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388602/create-perfect-ice-spheres-for-perfect-cocktails#c5608833 http://gizmodo.com/388602/create-perfect-ice-spheres-for-perfect-cocktails#c5608833 Thu, 08 May 2008 23:05:34 EDT Cordfucious commented on RIAA Tech Chief: DRM Not Dead, Will Become More Powerful than You Can Possibly Imagine @strider_mt2k:

This is a CD...
It is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
Not as random and clumsy as an LP, a more elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388648/riaa-tech-chief-drm-not-dead-will-become-more-powerful-than-you-can-possibly-imagine#c5607617 http://gizmodo.com/388648/riaa-tech-chief-drm-not-dead-will-become-more-powerful-than-you-can-possibly-imagine#c5607617 Thu, 08 May 2008 21:38:38 EDT