The Lab commented on How The F*ck Did We Get Here?

"I am really not enjoying reading greyed out comments and waiting for the anointed starred commentators to grace us with their presence."

The Lab commented on New Comments System! NEW COMMENTS SYSTEM!

"@92BuickLeSabre: Objectively I think I am a pretty reasonable commenter."

The Lab commented on New Comments System! NEW COMMENTS SYSTEM!

"@Jason Chen: As a non-starred commenter, I am now less likely to post comments because those comments are much less likely to ever be read."

The Lab commented on Sex Toys Make Delightful Additions to Any Home

"I'd be disappointed if Giz someday took itself too seriously to post things like this."

The Lab commented on Office 2010 The Movie Doesn't Star Tom Cruise—Thank Xenu for That

"I believe this is the first time microsoft produced something that was actually funny."

The Lab commented on How to Make a Palm Pre Look Like a Palm Full of Ass

"What, did he etch that by hand?"

The Lab commented on White iPhone 3GS Overheats to the Point of Discoloration?

"@mat: Simple, "____ is the new black" only worked because black was cool."

The Lab commented on White iPhone 3GS Overheats to the Point of Discoloration?

"@johnthevulcan wants tattoo swag: I bought the white one because it doesn't show scratches."

The Lab commented on White iPhone 3GS Overheats to the Point of Discoloration?

"@taumpytears: My white GS stays plenty cool and I use the everloving christ out of it."

The Lab commented on Wired Editor Steals Content for Book About How Content Should be Free

"@bowel_and_the_obstructors: Yes, a completely bullshit story."