The-Joker commented on Microsoft: "Say Goodbye to Laser"

"Lol those nerf swords look like dildos."

The-Joker commented on New PS2 Models Hitting US Stores

"Its obvious they're trying to keep that 10 year life cycle they promised with their gaming products, such as the psp and ps3. Since the PS2 came out in 2000 they should stop manufacturing it in 2010. CAN'T WAIT!!!! BTW i have a PS3 and my PSN ID is d3Vi0uSt0nY."

The-Joker commented on Question of the Day: Would You Prefer a Bidet Over a Regular Toilet Setup?

"@mrsalty: Europe is part of the west if u didn't know dat."

The-Joker commented on Question of the Day: Would You Prefer a Bidet Over a Regular Toilet Setup?

"@Log1c: LOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!"

The-Joker commented on Death Race: Filmed by Running Cameras Over

"Seriouly, would you put a Nikon D3 in the middle of the road and let some idiot run over it for money?"

The-Joker commented on Microsoft's Seinfeld Ads Considered Other Stars Like Colbert, Sarah Silverman, McConaughey and the Late Bernie Mac

"@bobdobbs: Who wouldn't need 300 mil?"

The-Joker commented on Mitsubishi 40mm-thin HDTV Panel Packs External WHDI Wireless Tuner, BD Player

"@DucatiGuy: Just wait until those OLED TV's come out."

The-Joker commented on Synthetic Telepathy = In, Note Passing = Out

"Here's a scenario where synthetic telepathy exists... Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin invites George Bush to his house. George Bush thinks about having sex about Vladimir's wife. World War 3 begins an hour later..."

The-Joker commented on How Tech-Savvy Should the President Be?

"@TheChexican: lol McCain: The internets are bad for our childrens. HA HA!!!"

The-Joker commented on Federal Government Halts Solar Power Projects for Two Years

"@Roger Huston: I bet McCain doesn't even know what a nuclear power plant is."

The-Joker commented on World's Largest Cruise Ship Let the Suburbs Travel With You

"I wonder what OS they're using for their computers for that ship (Windows, OSX, Linux). I wouldn't want to be on that ship when the navigator's computer gets a BSOD..."

The-Joker commented on Woman Who Died While Watching TV Sat Unfound for 42 Years

"Look's like this is a job for Scooby Doo and friends, lol"

The-Joker commented on Circuit City Calls The Cops On Customer Who Requests A Price Match

"Lol thats what you get from buying from Circuit Shitty."

The-Joker commented on Question of the Day: Do You Think Computers Were Built Using Alien Technology?

"@Rabid Penguin: nice comment"

The-Joker commented on Massive Steampunk-y Telectroscope Lets You See From New York to London

"@ice2032: Then how come we can build telescopes that see "lightyears" into space."

The-Joker commented on Inside Video of Operation "Blow Up a Satellite": Heart Pounding Action...With Missiles!

""cccoooooooooooooooooooooooollll" Quote from Stewie..."

The-Joker commented on Boeing Begins Firing Airborne High-Energy Laser, Nearby Planets Run Away

"Star Wars HERE I COME!!!!"