<![CDATA[Comments from WTFFTW]]> <![CDATA[Comments from WTFFTW]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Super Chuck Norris Bros. — Wait, This is *Real*?]]> World 1-1: PWND

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Ford Adds a Fridge to the Flex]]> Finally, a place to keep my beers cool as I cruise down the highway!!

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on CIA-Style Hide and Seek: Exploding Notebooks, Suicide Needles, Rectal Tool Kits and More]]> No, but I am a huge fan of the greatest actor of all time, Alec Baldwin, and as we all know he's the president of F.A.G.

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on CIA-Style Hide and Seek: Exploding Notebooks, Suicide Needles, Rectal Tool Kits and More]]> @carmen89: Actually, it was a reference to the movie "Team America: World Police".

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on CIA-Style Hide and Seek: Exploding Notebooks, Suicide Needles, Rectal Tool Kits and More]]> Matt Damon!!

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Rollable MP3 Boom Box: Cool Like a Corn Popper]]> Is that picture of a very young Orville Redenbacher?

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Apple iPhone Engineer Job Listing Requires GPS Experience. Hmm…]]> Why are you guys acting like you haven't heard of this? Are you crazy? This has been in the rumor mill for some time? ;-)

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Iomega Introduces Leather 250GB Hip Flask, Er, eGo Drive]]> Man that's classy, Ashton Kutcher classy!

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Buy Brucie's Car, It's Genetically (Mechanically?) Superior]]> Plunkett: You guys should track this freak down and get an interview. First class entertainment all the way!

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Will HDTV Decide the Presidential Election?]]> @che_leo: Well, I guess that makes my degree in Political Science null and void. If you want to make looks and age a major issue in this election go right ahead. In that case you should consider voting for Harrison Ford, he's played the president (there's your experience)in a movie, plus he's incredibly handsome.

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Will HDTV Decide the Presidential Election?]]> I think it's a sad thing, if the general public is stupid enough to base their votes on looks. Statiscally speaking most elections are decided by people following their pocketbooks. However, stupid people, stupid times. If the election process was decided soley on a true and honest debate about issues and only issues, who know's where we'd be now???

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Earth Set to Receive Alien Reply, Invasion in 2015?]]> How did those Japanese scientists know the e-mail address of someone living in the Altair system? Really makes me wonder???????????

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> John,
I may not like your music, but I love your work. Give each of those supermodels a big kiss for me. Be careful though, you don't want to get double brain cancer. Keep up the good work!

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Video: BlackBerry 9000 vs. Curve and Pearl Plus Full OS Tour (Smoothest BlackBerry Ever)]]> @hat39: Dude, Where's My Nikon?

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on What Would You Like Giz to Explain?]]> @xint: Touché

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Robot Mouth, Because Chewing Is for Luddites]]> Good to see advances in mechanized S&M are finally trickling down into the scientific research community.

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on What Would You Like Giz to Explain?]]> @xint: Actually, I meant to ask, why is he doing advertisements for Nikon when he could be working on finally getting that Oscar? I mean with such a prestigious career behind him you think the academy would have given him one sooner. His performance in "Dude, Where's My Car?"...... GENIUS

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on What Would You Like Giz to Explain?]]> Why Ashton Kutchner is on this site?

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on reNESED, The Redesigned NES]]> @SgtMac02: That doesn't mean we can't dream!

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on reNESED, The Redesigned NES]]> That's hot! It's very retro chic. Though I agree, they should throw in media streaming capabilities, a smooth OS, and maybe a tiny hard drive / flash memory to fit all the old classics on there.

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on NASA Launch Complex Gets Demolished, Bounces Back]]> @Worf: Totally agree. I not surprised so much as I am dumbfounded by the number of people that will buy into certain claims. Claims made by anonymous individuals who cite nothing, and have no real expertise on the matter being discussed, but base their assertions on subjective materials and their own tainted personal agendas. As for Wikipedia I hope schools don't let students cite that stuff, because I know a few people who make falsifying wiki articles a personal hobby.

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on NASA Launch Complex Gets Demolished, Bounces Back]]> It's funny how many people can claim to be structural engineers, demolition experts, and virtual know-it-alls when they are anonymously making comments about something they see on the internet. This goes for all those 9-11 conspiracy theorists too. Then to claim they can make the definitive judgment about something based solely on a relatively poor quality video taken from a distance. Yet they struggle to even use proper spelling.

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Livescribe Pulse Smartpen Here]]> I would have loved that in 6th grade, on a test. Oh if somebody could just invent a time machine already (*sighs).

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on The Alphagrip Handheld PC is Ergonomically Insane]]> WTF!!! I thought this was ergonomic??? Yet my eyes would be straining to see the tiny screen. Perhaps one of those new tiny video projectors?????

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on My MacBook Cable Replacement Tip at Kevin Kelly's Cool Tools]]> Uh oh!!! Now Apple is gonna come out with a proprietary power cord for all future apple products which can only be purchased through Apple for $49.95

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Asus Eee PC Tech Support Seems Kind of Lousy]]> You get what you pay for. Not that I'm saying it's piece of crap computer, but a company has to cut some corners if it wants to stay in business and offer such low prices.

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on My 15-Monitor Setup Sure Makes Up for My Lousy Childhood!]]> I realize this is a gadget site, and we're a supposed to drool all over this stuff. However, this level of opulence just makes me feel guilty for being a big fat greedy Western capitalist pig. Crush the proletariat!!!

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 3: "Bay Agreed To Fight" [Updated]]]> Secretly, Uwe Boll harbors a crush on the dreamy Michael Bay and his poofy hair. He simply lacks the social skills to properly express his feelings. Now I just feel sorry for him.

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 3: "Bay Agreed To Fight" [Updated]]]> Michael Bay has the secret powers of money, which he can use to hire a professional hit man. And then there would be a CG NYC skyline and a big asteroid roooooooosh!!! crawwwwwww!!!!!!!!! and this huge semi would turn over and it would be like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwccccckkkkkk!!! boooooooooommmmm!!!!!!!!!

Just like in that one movie of his......Oh wait that's all of his movies.

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 3: "Bay Agreed To Fight" [Updated]]]> How come my comments are never accepted? Damn it!! I went to college!!! I drive a Toyota Corolla!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[WTFFTW commented on Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 3: "Bay Agreed To Fight" [Updated]]]> Right now, up in Heaven (actually, probably down in hell), Ed Wood is seeing this and saying to himself, "I would totally pwnz the both of them with my PLAN NINE, TO KICK YO ASS!"

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