bpatten commented on Samsung Threatens to Pull out of the Laptop Market Within Three Years, at 10:41 AM on May 14 This is their strategy? more »

bpatten commented on The Top 5 Android Developer Challenge Round 1 Winners, at 4:41 PM on May 13 This is kind of sad really. None of these apps strike me as particularly original. more »

bpatten commented on Bathe With the Bears Using Sea to Summit's Pocket Shower, at 9:58 PM on May 11 @man_in_gauze: I've got one of these on my boat, it's excellent for that, I don't know how useful it would be camping/backpacking though Hardly new though, I've had mine for 3-4 years now. more »

bpatten commented on Stolen MacBook Victim Uses Screen Sharing and iSight to Bust Thieves, at 3:59 PM on May 9 @Kaiser-Machead: If you manufacture that, I'll buy one. more »

bpatten commented on QStarz eXtreme: "World's Most Powerful GPS Receiver", at 9:29 AM on May 9 There is an I-Blue 737 5hz model that already does this, and has been around for a while.[www.transystem.com.tw]It might even be the same exact thing, except for the different plastic shell design. more »

bpatten commented on Mouse Jacket Grown, Euthanized In Museum Lab, at 11:49 AM on May 8 Victimless? more »

bpatten commented on $150 Razor Comes with a Built-In Flashlight, Still Doesn't Explain The Price, at 1:29 PM on May 5 The light is for shaving places "where the sun don't shine", duh. more »

bpatten commented on Iron Man to Be Released Today at 8PM, at 10:59 AM on May 1 It got a 94% on rottentomatoes.com Normally I don't agree with any particular critic, but when 94% of critics liked it, you know it's gonna be good. I'm STOKED. more »

bpatten commented on i-Bean Head Mounted Video System Puts a Display on Your Glasses, at 11:07 AM on Apr 30 Is this going to replace the bluetooth headset that self important people walk around all day wearing now? Oooh, Maybe they could wear BOTH now and be SUPER COOL. more »

bpatten commented on CompUSA "Grand Re-Opens" in Florida, Hopefully With Less Suck, at 3:51 PM on Apr 25 Tiger usually has decent prices, if they can keep the in-store prices somewhere close to their online prices, I'm stoked. I'm willing to pay slightly more for the "get it now" satisfaction on some items, but the old CompUSA was well outside that threshold. more »

bpatten commented on Question of the Day: How Many iPods Have You Owned?, at 6:02 PM on Apr 24 Wow, thank you for making me think about this. I now realize that I have a problem. I've never considered myself an anything-fanboy.... more »

bpatten commented on Linux Ubuntu 8.04 Hardy Heron Officially Released, Flapping in the Free Air, at 4:56 PM on Apr 24 href="http://gizmodo.com/383667/linux-ubuntu-804-hardy-heron-officially-released-flapping-in-the-free-air#c5359825">Noobs-R-Us:Those are "Project" names. more »

bpatten commented on First Music Video Featuring iPhone Interface Has the Unfortunate Title of "Smell Yo D*ck" (NSFW), at 8:17 PM on Apr 23 @92BuickLeSabre: "InDICKative", Pun intended? more »

bpatten commented on First Music Video Featuring iPhone Interface Has the Unfortunate Title of "Smell Yo D*ck" (NSFW), at 7:59 PM on Apr 23 @Red Right Hand: You're exactly right, I think that restaurant/club they were in was actually a "Futt Buckers". We need to start looking for the smartest man alive. more »

bpatten commented on First Music Video Featuring iPhone Interface Has the Unfortunate Title of "Smell Yo D*ck" (NSFW), at 7:39 PM on Apr 23 I'm confused... more »

bpatten commented on Sony's Happy Face Cameras Contort Frowns Into Awkwardness, at 2:54 PM on Apr 23 It seems to me the point of a camera is to preserve things AS THEY HAPPENED. If you're going to go in and slap a smile on people, you might as well just get out your crayons and draw yourself with your friends smiling. more »

bpatten commented on Exhaust Air Jack Lifts Your Car with a Toxic Balloon, at 12:07 PM on Apr 21 I don't even trust regular jacks, and you want me under a car held up by a balloon? Not happening. more »

bpatten commented on Western Digital Velociraptor Is New "Fastest Hard Drive Ever", at 10:25 AM on Apr 21 @itchytooth: Indeed. more »