ftw5000 commented on Hands On Yamaha's Tenori-On Synthesizer: We Love It, at 3:26 AM on Apr 17 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED more »

ftw5000 commented on Dell Tries to Mend Fences With a Laptop Full of Pubes, at 9:35 PM on Apr 9 ehhhh... more »

ftw5000 commented on Beamz Infomercial Is Most Stupid Promo Video in History, at 8:11 AM on Apr 7 *slashes wrist when saw MORE COWBELL* dear god... more »

ftw5000 commented on Superhero Presents Strong Case for ID Cards as States Get Real ID Extension, at 7:57 PM on Apr 6 oof... more »

ftw5000 commented on Man Uses Gun to Blow Hole in Wall for Satellite Dish, Kills Wife by Accident, at 2:38 PM on Mar 28 ha..a way to start my day more »

ftw5000 commented on Weird Combo of the Day: Free iPod Nano With Twelve-Pack of Caulk, at 7:24 PM on Mar 27 TOO MANY PUNS!!! more »

ftw5000 commented on Russian Billionaire Buys World's Largest Drill, Swears He Won't Drill To America, at 1:31 PM on Mar 27 see...i only know him by making chelsea the dominant footy squad of the epl(meaning: buying all the great players and sitting the shit ones)...how i hate chelsea now only if he had a hairless cat and wasnt so russian.. more »

ftw5000 commented on Adobe Photoshop Express Now Live: Free Online Photoshop for Everyone, at 1:26 PM on Mar 27 when i have the patience/motivation more »

ftw5000 commented on Apple Patents Nike + iPod on Steroids: It Wants to Pump You Up, at 1:25 PM on Mar 27 heh..ibod... seriously..i could use somethin like this more »

ftw5000 commented on Steve Jobs' Music Poster Boy Reports iTunes Problem, Wonders If Apple Spies Him, at 5:57 AM on Mar 25 i dont know why ppl say safari is crash-laden....i got it friday and im using xp..i got it to just see how it is..and i like it more than firefox more »

ftw5000 commented on Notes: F*ck China and Anything Made There, at 7:30 AM on Mar 24 this post made me finally create an account ..and with that.. more »