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rosasparks on May 14, 2008
I just spit beer on my monitor. I can't believe you actually referenced DAMN YANKEES! Can you take me HIGH ENOUGH!
westvillagegirl on May 14, 2008
Hey, just wanted to say I thank you for being a calm, cool drink of water in this belly of fire. I atone for any of my sins. But CH tomorrow is going to be AWKWARD.
Gretchen on May 8, 2008
Aw, Liffey is adorable. He has the most beautiful eyes!
Our first investment after we got Indy was a Danish bathroom wastebasket with a heavy-duty lid. We had some German musician friends over for dinner and Indy appeared during the second course. With a tampon hanging out of his mouth. He was just so proud of that wastebasket fishing expedition he had to show everyone what he caught!
We've managed to get him off of paper and onto stuffy toys. We have green guy and blue rat, both with squeekers, and a HUGE stuffed chicken they like to use as a pillow. And good sturdy nylabones.
I don't know how anyone could not like these dogs. They have so little in their racing life and then show so much love when they join your family. I don't even mind having cold wet noses in my face to wake me up at 5:30 am every single day. And our two are so much in love with each other that you almost need insulin to watch them sleep together and play.
TakeBackWhatYouSaidAboutThor on May 8, 2008
wait a minute -- are you a librarian? how did I miss that?
es-ki-mo on Apr 30, 2008
I smell Oscar for our Wedding Crashers 2, Electric Bugaloo script starring Kate, Johnny, Wino and Dave.
bria on Apr 24, 2008
EPIC FAIL, JESUS DAD.
I died. You should just lock that thread right now, that's the funniest/best summary of that story EVER.
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hortense commented on "I Think He Ought To Kiss Johnny Edwards On The Lips to Kill This 41-Point Loss...", at 7:41 PM on May 14
@Anna: Did you hear what Matthews said, about how when he was younger, the world was more "tribal"?
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hortense commented on "I Think He Ought To Kiss Johnny Edwards On The Lips to Kill This 41-Point Loss...", at 7:28 PM on May 14
@ElleL: Buchanan is such an asshole!
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hortense commented on "I Think He Ought To Kiss Johnny Edwards On The Lips to Kill This 41-Point Loss...", at 7:26 PM on May 14
@ElleL: Battle of the Douchebags.
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hortense commented on Barbara Walters Brags About Notches On Her Bedpost On Ellen, at 6:08 PM on May 14
@ItchykooParker: Yes, but Christiane Amanpour is pretty amazing too, and you don't see her doing this shit.
In all honesty I can't stand Barbara because she is the person who gave us The View, which I think is perhaps the worst thing to happen to women in television, ever.
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hortense commented on Best Comment of the Day, in, at 5:28 PM on May 14
@Sukie in the Graveyard: Ah!
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hortense commented on Florida Kittens Save Lives • NARAL Endorses Obama, at 5:26 PM on May 14
Also: Edwards is apparently endorsing Obama tonight.
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hortense commented on Barbara Walters Brags About Notches On Her Bedpost On Ellen, at 5:20 PM on May 14
@joellevand: It's not the elderly sex aspect that bothers me.
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hortense commented on Best Comment of the Day, in, at 5:19 PM on May 14
@haguenite: Oh!
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hortense commented on Best Comment of the Day, in, at 5:18 PM on May 14
@Sukie in the Graveyard: Have a Pinwheel for me and a Mallomar for JennDavo.
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hortense commented on Sean Penn: "Photographers? Where?", at 5:17 PM on May 14
The other way, Spicoli.
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hortense commented on Best Comment of the Day, in, at 5:14 PM on May 14
@jenndavo: It was as stank as a 15 year old boy's bedroom and the Axe he uses to cover said stank up, and yes, she was, but she went willingly and she'll be fine.
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hortense commented on Best Comment of the Day, in, at 5:06 PM on May 14
For the love of god, is today over yet?
Everybody needs to take a spoonful of sugar before they come back tomorrow.
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hortense commented on Alexandra Michael Is About 28 Pounds Too Fat For Modeling, at 5:02 PM on May 14
@haguenite: Yep.
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hortense commented on Alexandra Michael Is About 28 Pounds Too Fat For Modeling, at 4:58 PM on May 14
@ruselkie: Because sometimes a commenter will be approved for say, Jalopnik, and then wander over here to spew some nasty comments on this site, as all Gawker sites are connected.
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hortense commented on "Woman-Girl Syndrome": Hollywood's Latest Malady, at 4:56 PM on May 14
Get your own production company, pick your own scripts, and make movies.
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hortense commented on Alexandra Michael Is About 28 Pounds Too Fat For Modeling, at 4:52 PM on May 14
@haguenite:
Because someday, we'll find it:
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hortense commented on Alexandra Michael Is About 28 Pounds Too Fat For Modeling, at 4:38 PM on May 14
Also, this:
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