<![CDATA[Comments from hortense]]> <![CDATA[Comments from hortense]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on "This Bottling Of Emotions Is Called Acting, And Perhaps Advanced Make-Believe"]]> @Meg: It's true. Everything is my fault. Forever and ever, amen.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on "This Bottling Of Emotions Is Called Acting, And Perhaps Advanced Make-Believe"]]> @Master.And.Everyone: That is my favorite tag EVER.

@megaileen: Please don't blame NYU for this shit. The Violets can't be held responsible for every thing, man. Some of us made it out okay!

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Missdemeanors]]> That's lazy and weak, Michael K. It's even more disappointing because everyone knows you can be funnier than that.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on "This Bottling Of Emotions Is Called Acting, And Perhaps Advanced Make-Believe"]]> @Megan Carpentier: This is the one that came to mind for me:

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on "This Bottling Of Emotions Is Called Acting, And Perhaps Advanced Make-Believe"]]> @Megan Carpentier: HAAAAAA!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on "This Bottling Of Emotions Is Called Acting, And Perhaps Advanced Make-Believe"]]> @TheFormerJuneBronson: Me too, man. But from Dead Poets Society.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on "This Bottling Of Emotions Is Called Acting, And Perhaps Advanced Make-Believe"]]> @Daglar: It's totally true. And also because I didn't marry and divorce Uma Thurman.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on "This Bottling Of Emotions Is Called Acting, And Perhaps Advanced Make-Believe"]]> @TheFormerJuneBronson: It's Serious Novelist (tm) Ethan Hawke!

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Reader Roundup]]> So maybe a worsties only when they are really bad situation?

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on "This Bottling Of Emotions Is Called Acting, And Perhaps Advanced Make-Believe"]]> @robot ninja spy, of the guild of calamitous intent:Right. It's perfectly acceptable to disagree with the article, but the entire tone of "Ladies, I am a male. Let me correct you. Oh, and after this entire piece about being so noble in how I handle conflict, let me tack this passive-aggressive and frankly weak-ass zinger on the end" is the Crap part.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Chris Noth: Paw & Order]]> Is it me, or is he slowly morphing into Alec Baldwin?

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on "This Bottling Of Emotions Is Called Acting, And Perhaps Advanced Make-Believe"]]> If I want to know anything about War Games, I'll ask Matthew Broderick, thanks.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Reader Roundup]]> Do you guys like having no worstie? I'm curious.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Reader Roundup]]> @UnSeelie.: It's tough work to hold the Bale all night long and help him get his anger out. But someone has to do it, man.

And in the imaginary world where he does not have a wife and child, that someone is me.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Reader Roundup]]> Please don't worry about Christian Bale, you guys. I will console him.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on TGIF]]> @Archetype: HA!

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on TGIF]]> Behold: The Pug Elvis.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Marcia Cross? Meet Old Faithful!]]> Random pop culture time:

Am I the only one who thinks of Mike Seaver trying to save his waterbed whenever a small geyser like this is shown?

I watched too much tv as a kid.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Manohla Dargis Is Over Judd Apatow And His Merry Band Of Man-Children]]> This always happens, man. What, 5 years ago, the press was all about the Frat Pack. And now it's the Apatow crew. Someone will come up with a new style and replace this one, and a year after that, Manohla Dargis will probably hate that too.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Manohla Dargis Is Over Judd Apatow And His Merry Band Of Man-Children]]> I'm going to save my 10 bucks for Pineapple Express, I think.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Manohla Dargis Is Over Judd Apatow And His Merry Band Of Man-Children]]> @TexicanMexican: I haven't, but I want to and will.

And Feig is great. His direction and writing are wonderful.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Manohla Dargis Is Over Judd Apatow And His Merry Band Of Man-Children]]> Sometimes I think the Freaks and Geeks glory should go more to Mr. Paul Feig than Mr. Judd Apatow.

I may be alone in this, but that's my feeling and I'm sticking with it.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Would Someone Send This Woman To Thailand Already?]]> @646Hedgie2: I don't think you read these boards as closely as you claim to, because there are plenty of men on here every single day who engage in conversation and are able to find common ground with the women who post. Your view is very black and white, and that's unfortunate, but you seem to only pop up in threads to tell women why everything they say is incorrect. You should probably read the site a little closer before you post again.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on The Truth Is, Mulder & Scully Are Just “Two 40-Something Adults With Trust Issues”]]> "Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry..."

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Christian Bale Is In The <strike>Driver's</strike> Toddler's Seat]]> @FranceWah: Let us not forget that Cillian Murphy also makes an appearance.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Obsessing About The New "It" Body Part Is The Pits]]> @BicSharpie: Thank you for looking out for the ladies, BicSharpie. You are always and ever a gem.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Obsessing About The New "It" Body Part Is The Pits]]> @katekate is squared: I can't get down with Tropical-scented anything. It just reminds me of Tropical Skittles, which I hate.

Candy rules all in every decision I make, sadly.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Christian Bale Is In The <strike>Driver's</strike> Toddler's Seat]]> HOTNESS REDEEMED!!!!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Obsessing About The New "It" Body Part Is The Pits]]> @Meow Mix: I'm about to hop on that Arctic Fresh train. I can't take the Dove smells anymore.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Obsessing About The New "It" Body Part Is The Pits]]> @KittenFluff: Blotting papers. They are brills for that kind of thing.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Obsessing About The New "It" Body Part Is The Pits]]> Can we please petition for better deodorant scents? Because guy's deodorant smells fantastic, and ours, notsomuch. Smelling like b.o. is bad enough, but b.o. mixed with spring fresh sporty baby powder delight is even worse, thanks.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Obsessing About The New "It" Body Part Is The Pits]]> @Archetype: I think that's why it was originally developed, actually.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Obsessing About The New "It" Body Part Is The Pits]]> @Brigit: Certain-Dri?

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on Obsessing About The New "It" Body Part Is The Pits]]> I use the Secret/Dove Clinical, but that shit is messy. It's getting to the point where I'd rather raise my arms and yell, "Yeah! It's pit sweat! WHATCHA GONNA DO?!" than walk into work with deodorant stains all over my clothes and strangely (almost to the point of being troublesome) dry armpits.

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on We Can <i>Not</i> Believe It's Been 16 Years Since SWV's "Weak" Was Released]]> @nolongerinacubiclestillawhore: Oh, man, really? I hate when it does that. It was Positive K's "I Got A Man."

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on We Can <i>Not</i> Believe It's Been 16 Years Since SWV's "Weak" Was Released]]> @badmutha: GET OFF MY LAWN!

]]> <![CDATA[hortense commented on We Can <i>Not</i> Believe It's Been 16 Years Since SWV's "Weak" Was Released]]> You guys. Nothing from the 90's touches this:

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