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"No, it does not have solar panels."

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jnorris441 commented on Rotator Bath-cum-Shower (Stop Sniggering at the Back) is Confusing

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"Doesn't Flash 9 beta play h.264 streams?"

jnorris441 commented on Kyocera Inkjet Printhead Spits Out 1000 Pages a Minute

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"yes a metal box is very sleek"

jnorris441 commented on Bloxes: Lego-Like Cardboard Tech For the Office

"Those are the nerdiest nerds to ever nerd."

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jnorris441 commented on Verizon Customer Service Number Rings A Phone Sex Line

"Didn't you call for the other kind of DSL?"

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"b..b..but you PROMISED!"

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"A fat guy in a recliner with 4 monitors."

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"I hear the midget filling is good"

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"so it's a mood ring, then"