<![CDATA[Comments from johnnyabnormal]]> <![CDATA[Comments from johnnyabnormal]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Condom Gun Is Perfect Weapon for Sure Shooters, Hippies]]> I thought you were supposed to shoot in the condom, not shoot on the condom.

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Religious Group Now Protesting Online Porn in the Sky While God Smiles Suspiciously]]> I think all of you are missing the point: 'sturbating in planes is lame. Having real sex in one is much better.

Oh, and come November, I'm writing in nutbastard '08.

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs]]> @Everyone: One wonders if the solution is as simple as a chicken wire cage around the blades? I can't imagine it would slow the wind too much? I could be wrong.

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Democrats and Republicans Get Special Edition Zunes For Their Conventions]]> @GadgetPlay: Oh Gadget, we all hope you see the light someday... Saying the environment is a non-issue makes about as much sense as saying a water well makes a great toilet. Republicans have been champions of knee-jerk blustering before thinking through the consequences: War, environment, economy, debt, civil rights, etc. I say the same for Democrats, but they seem to suffer a more mild form of this rabid ignorance and lack of foresight. We can only hope (or pray in your case) for things to evolve in a better fashion.

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Democrats and Republicans Get Special Edition Zunes For Their Conventions]]> This article is incorrect! Here is the picture for the Zune the Republicans got:

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs]]> @FinalValgas: I laughed so hard at that, then felt so guilty at the same time.

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs]]> @sharmanova: No no no...tailing ponds? No way. EGS (enhanced geothermal systems). You should watch the vid.

Funny thing is, there's no proof behind your "junk science" claim on global climate change + the sunspot warming hypothesis is thoroughly debunked by not only climatologists, but astrophysicists as well.

BUT!!

I will give you enormous props for listing overpopulation. Before you get any ideas that I want to start knocking people off: I think population control is much more simple...have one kid. Even if everyone just had two, the population would go down. That would involve the rhythm method for those of us with good skills/timing or contraceptives...which we all know is pesky business with religion in tow.

Btw, when the hell do we get some beers? I thought doobie was buying...

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs]]> @doobiebros2two: Seriously, right!? Crazy.

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on VP Candidate Biden Is No Friend to File Sharing, Net Neutrality Protection or Online Privacy]]> Wow, this just in....I guess some people can't hack the thought of a non-white prez:

DENVER (CBS4) ― CBS4 has now learned at least four people are under arrest in connection with a possible plot to kill Barack Obama at his Thursday night acceptance speech in Denver. All are being held on either drug or weapons charges. [...]

The story began emerging Sunday morning when Aurora police arrested 28-year-old Tharin Gartrell. He was driving a rented pickup truck in an erratic manner according to sources.

Sources told CBS4 police found two high-powered, scoped rifles in the car along with camouflage clothing, walkie-talkies, a bulletproof vest, a spotting scope, licenses in the names of other people and methamphetamine. One of the rifles is listed as stolen from Kansas.

Subsequently authorities went to the Cherry Creek Hotel to contact an associate of Gartrell's. But that man, who was wanted on numerous warrants, jumped out of a sixth floor hotel window. Law enforcement sources say the man broke an ankle in the fall and was captured moments later. Sources say he was wearing a ring with a swastika, and is thought to have ties to white supremacist organizations.

A third man -- an associate of Gartrell and the hotel jumper was also arrested. He told authorities that the two men "planned to kill Barack Obama at his acceptance speech."

That man, along with a woman, are also under arrest.

The Secret Service, FBI, ATF and the joint terrorism task force are all investigating the alleged plot.

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs]]> @Hello_Newman: I'm tellin' you...without bats eating bugs, we are screwed. Not just discomfort, but think of the diseases. Btw, some are endangered, but I'm not sure if any are up in Canada. It's easy to dismiss the little guys, but they all have a very important purpose most if the time, unless they are a non-native, invasive species.

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs]]> @ab3: Screw nuclear for the long run, although it could get us over the hump to something like this:

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Burning Man 2008 Preview: Hippies, Robots, Crazy Cars and Flaming Fine Art]]> @DisposableInterloper: You're totally right with the fuel, although there are guidelines for what kinds of fuel are acceptable. The second part: People have been told to clean up or "leave no trace" since the very beginning. I imagine it's getting harder to manage though, since the number of artists are becoming far outweighed by those who think it's Halloween 2 months early.

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs]]> @doofusgumby: Another reason I live on the West coast. If I mountain bike in Maine, I get chased for miles by huge horse flies the size of quarters. If they land on you and start chewing, blood starts running down your arm.

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Burning Man 2008 Preview: Hippies, Robots, Crazy Cars and Flaming Fine Art]]> @Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine: Hey at least you credit my ambidexterity, but luckily I have a sexy wife to keep idle hands busy. :)

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs]]> @frigg: Very true. OR I could stand under the turbines with a P.A. system and read some long comment threads from Gizmodo out loud. The disemvoweled comments might be challenging, but I think I could get a few threads in before my own lungs pop.

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs]]> Damn. I hope there's a sound that can repel them from the turbines. @Those looking to get rid of bats: Go ahead, just don't start bitching about your black fly, mosquito and horsefly problems once you've killed their predator. Bats and spiders are always welcome in my home. :)

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Burning Man 2008 Preview: Hippies, Robots, Crazy Cars and Flaming Fine Art]]> @Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine: Haha... Do you see the look on my profile picture? Is that the look of a man who's never been laid? I think not!

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Burning Man 2008 Preview: Hippies, Robots, Crazy Cars and Flaming Fine Art]]> @Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine: Hey, enough with the self loathing. Just because they posted a picture of you riding a bike doesn't mean you gotta me so harsh on yourself. Muhahaha!

]]> <![CDATA[johnnyabnormal commented on Burning Man 2008 Preview: Hippies, Robots, Crazy Cars and Flaming Fine Art]]> @Xavoc: Ha! Classic. I guess they felt more comfortable harassing than thinking.

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